Owari not Gucci

Chapter 7

//Lowkey kinky but not really chapter//

"Brat." Pansy said one evening. "Would you like to come to the-"

I grinned, "No."

If it doesn't concern my death, it's useless! Besides, i'm happy where I am! I'm not too far off from being killed anyways so-

"There's vampires there. A lot of them." Pansy added. "The progenitors will be coming as well."

"Oh really?!" I exclaimed. "Where are we going?! Sounds fun!"

"...." Pansy shook his head. "The imperial party. Queen Krul insisted on having it. Some believe that it's for the new vampire, but we can't be sure."

"Ehhh...." I nodded, "Ah, yeah. Parties, huh."

I'm no good at that shit, what's social interaction? Is it as tasty as my blood?

"You can come as my human servant," Pansy continued. "and it's a good opportunity so why not go?"

I pursed my lips. Pansy is acting awfully nice today.....

"Okay! I'll go!" I beamed.

Whatever! All I know is that in a room full of high level vampires, i'll definitely die!

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"You're going?!"

"Huh? Yeah, of course I am. Did you not hear me? I just said-" I tilted my head.

Mika shook me, "I heard you! But you can't go!"

I smacked his hands lightly, "Why not?"

"It's dangerous!" He bit his nail, "Those vampires are different, Koto-neesan. If they get the chance...they would kill you for sure..."

I blinked. "All the better!"

"....I should've known...."

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So as I stand in front of the door to this fancy ass mansion, I have come to terms with several things.

The first being; i'm still stuck in my livestock attire and I will, without a doubt, stand out painfully.

The second; Pansy is totally planning something, i'm not sure what but I don't really care. How bad could it get? I mean, his IQ wasn't high to begin with anyways so there's really nothing to worry about.

The third; I only have the problem of being seen as the luxurious food in this buffet. Except I actually taste like shit and I need someone to fall for the bait so I could die.

"Hurry up." Pansy dragged me along.

"Alright, i'm coming! No need to be rude, Pansy!" I huffed.

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"You brought her?" Rene raised an elegant eyebrow.

"Yeah, she's going to be my human servant today." Lacus nodded.

I waved, "Hi Rene-niisan!"

Where are the vamps, I wanna get to the good stuff!

He nodded in my direction, as if to greet me back. Then he turned to Lacus, "Are you sure this is a good idea? She could get injured, you know."

"It's what she wants anyways." Pansy huffed, "It'll be fine as long as they know she's mine."

I snorted, "What are you gonna do, mark me?"

"Yup." He responded.

Eh.

I took a step back, "W-wait a sec....P-Pansy, you wanna rethink that? I know you love me, but you can't pee on me! Human societies discourage that!"