And This Is Why Im A Genius

Chapter One

(Britney's POV)

Here I am,bored out of my mind,staring at these simple math equations. Hypothesis: It's harder to pretend to be dumb then to actually be dumb. Like seriously (44x57)-1564)=_______ is a simple question. The answer is simply 944 and you don't have to be a genius like me to figure that out. But since I'm blonde, my names Britney, I'm popular, and I'm on the cheer squad I'm supposedly DUMB. Not true,my IQ is 201 I'm a genius but no one else knows that except my friend Andrea and I would like to keep it that way. So I right random numbers in those weird blank spaces they give you and walk up to my math high school teacher Mr. Robinson. I say in the cheeriest voice I can manage " I'm ready to be checked Mr. Robinson. " But he doesn't even glance at my paper he just says " Try again Britney! " And I was so happy the bell went off at the exact moment he said that so nobody would hear and come comfort me about it. But then here comes Andrea the only one with super hearing saying " How did he not even look at your paper your a g~s ", I muffled out the ending of her sentence with as much of my hand as I could. She's not gonna say a word about THAT with me around. And then she remembers and let's out a giant sarcastic " OHHHH I remember." After that we casually walk to my locker so I can put all the unneeded books in there then next is an Andrea. After that we walk to her beat up truck and she drives me home. When I get out the car all I can hear is my mom yelling " You go clean your sisters room right now and hurry cause she should almost be here!!" I go into panic what could the devil child Juliet could have done now.

Chapter 2

(Britney's POV)

The devil child, Juliet has caused more trouble than global warming, I mean seriously when she was only two years old she some how found the clippers, climbed out of her crib and on to my parents bed and shaved my moms head. Mom was walking around with a bald head for two months. Mom,is Barbie,and a Barbie with no hair,is just a piece of plastic same with our dad,he's Ken. And that's what made Juliet and I, Barbie two and Barbie three. It's a little annoying though being " One of us," my mom likes to call it " A Barbie." But what breaks me out of my trance is Barbie#1 swinging the door open so fast it startled me. Then her eyes landed on me and the sweet Barbie not the panicky one was back. " Hi darling," she said " Come on in." I walked in hesitantly realizing Juliet was no where to be found. I hurriedly ran upstairs to my room waiting for a giant to slap me in the face with its hypothetical hand but nothing slapped me. All I saw were alarm clocks. Then slowly realizing what was happening I covered my ear drums and kneeled down to the floor ready for impact. Then,BOOM!!! An ear screeching silence breaks out and I see the alarm clocks not shaking violently or screeching it's commands out at us to wake up. Then it hits me the ear screeching sound of alarm clocks and violent laughing behind me. ( Indelible, remember to get payback in the scariest way possible.) And then I think I won't need a reminder for this one!!!

(Juliet's POV)

I should have never have done that. I learned not to mess with Britney, but she's been doing a lot of complaining lately and it's not like my life isn't any worse,now that I got Britney chasing after me this is gonna get even messier cause my sister nows how to get payback.

( Britney's POV )

So after that incident with the alarm clocks mom called for dinner. Everyone had already beat me down stairs and was waiting for my arrival. So I walked down stairs with a very comfortable smile on my face, it made Barbie and Ken smile with joy cause they thought I was okay, when I wasn't even close. Then I looked over at Juliet and say that same smirk play on her lips but in her eyes were terror. She knew that would push my buttons and she knew of would get revenge. How? You may ask, I'll take the one thing she loves dearest to her just like everyone else in this family their reputation.

After dinner everyone went fast to sleep, except me. I was ready for payback. So my sister has a rep as the pretty bad girl so I have a make up kit, a little Bo sheep costume and my phone ,plus my sisters a deep sleeper this is gonna be easy. So I sneak into her room and see her snoring very in lady like, PERFECT. So I grab my make up kit and do my best to turn her into a mini Shrek. Then I remove her pajamas and put the little Bo sheep costume and her, pull out my camera phone and yell " CHEESE " loud enough to wake her up then I snap the picture and run. Payback over.

Chapter three

( Britney's POV )

After I ran into my room, I posted the picture of Juliet on every social network, then fell asleep. The fresh smell of bacon and waffles woke me. It smelled like a unicorn and a rainbow had babies. So I rushed down the stairs as fast as I could and saw Barbie in the kitchen. We talked and talked till everyone came down and then she announced we were going over our neighbors the Perkins house. I was so mad because Chad Perkins was their son and he's very rude and only to me. Now people, don't go thinking this is one of those sappy love tales when the innocent girl falls for the dashing boy. Not happening! But I will enjoy the free dinner for sure cause Mrs.Perkins can really cook some steak so I'm not that bummed out we have to go.

We're finally at the Perkins steps waiting for someone to open the door. When the door dramatically opens there stands a little boy about twelve years old looking like he would rather be in his room than down here. He gestures us to come in and I'm the last one to walk in so I can talk to him. I introduce myself and he tells me his name is Daniel and says " You look like you don't want to be here either,want to sneak up to my room?" he ask. I think about how much harm could this sweet child do so I agree to go with him. While we're heading upstairs he tells me he's adopted and doesn't like this family much and likes to play tricks on Chad. He asks me if I want to join in his trickery and I say yes so fast I surprised my self. I was so ready for this, my adrenalines pumping and I feel like I'm about to box someone, and I'm silently asking myself who's gonna win.

So when we get to Daniels room all I see,is TOYS,they're everywhere. But anyway I help him pick them up after he said " He wasn't expecting company." After that he explained what the plan was. So I guess Chad had a crush on me, surprising? Not. That's why he's always been so rude to me,but either way I guess I'm suppose to flirt with him and break his little heart after. Even though that sounds really rude I don't really care because this is karma. So I go downstairs and sit right next to Chad making sure our hands brush each others. Then I silently start playing footsies under the table with him, while Daniel gives me the sign to get all flirty. I bat my eyes and say to Chad " You look good tonight babe." he replies back with a blush and a " You too." Then I know I have him.

I slowly maneuver my hand to his lap and I just let it sit there until the night is over. After everyone has said there goodbye's I go upstairs to Daniels room to say goodbye but Chad meets me half way there. He finally asks me if I want to go out sometime. And then I lean like I'm going to kiss him but move right to his ear before our lips meet and whisper " Keep dreaming Lover boy. "

( Chad's POV)

Oh, she is so infuriating but cute at the same time. I've been secretly spying on her and she's been acting, smarter than usual and I think something's up. But I will uncover this secret and get as close to her as possible, Cause I might just be in love with Britney Brown.

( Juliet's POV )

Daniel looked very suspicious tonight, were both in history class together and we both go to Broker Middle School as 8th graders , while Britney and Chad go to Broker High School as seniors so it would be hard to hide something. Plus we are dating so I don't know WHY he would hide anything from me anyway. So I pull out my phone and text him.

Juliet: What happened back there.

Daniel: Oh........Yeah........Me and your sister was playing a trick on Chad.

Juliet: Oh Okay jas wondering.

So I guess nothing was going on between them, good.