Damn Uchiha

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Ino POV

Me and Sai were at school 10 minutes earlier than usual in hopes of seeing Naruto before we had to go to class - I know that's not a lot of time but what can I say, my hair was acting crazy today. 5 minutes later I saw sasuke walk though the front gates "OI SASUKE. SASUKE OI OVER HERE" I yelled until I got his attention "Ino darling do you have to be so...embarrassing?" Sai said from behind me as I waved sasuke over. I slowly turn around with fire in my eyes and see Sai faking a smile with a drop of sweat going down his face.

"EMBARRASSING? IS THIS EMBARRASSING ENOUGH FOR YOU!? WHY YOU @$#&?&$#&?&•£€#" I said as I shook him back and forth like a rag doll

"Yo" I here from behind me then I drop Sai to the floor and turn around "Oh Hi sasuke-kun what are you doing here?" I say with a smile as I hear Sai gurgling behind me, pfft over dramatic.

"You called me over"

"Oh yes yes have you talk to-"

"No his phones is off, you?"

"Same hehe" I laughed nervously, and just like that the bell rang "shit" I muttered "well we'll see you later sasuke...COME ON SAI GET UP" I said as I literally dragged him to class as he mumbled and gurgled stuff as he acted like dead weight, Tch so dramatic.

Third POV (10 min before school)

Kyu was in the kitchen finishing up break fast, he set the plates down on the table and waited for Naruto "NARUTO HURRY UP OR YOU'LL BE LATE" he said as he sat down looking down at his food. He then heard Naruto sit down across "Good morn-" he stopped in mid sentence in shock as to what Naruto was wearing "what the hell are you wearing?"

"Clothes" said the blond nonchalantly. The teen wore his bangs in his face, a black version of his uniform, a spiky bracelet, a choker and converse. "Naruto...honey I thought you got over this phase" Kyu said taking the boy's hand

"And I thought you stopped cross dressing"

"It's just an apron"

"I have two, but you had to pick the pink one with flowers that says 'Mommy's zone'?"

".......(-_-;)"

"My point exactly so don't judge 'Mommy' " he said in a mocking tone "besides it's only for today, I'm aloud to experiment"

"Y-you're right...and to be honest since you're not going though you're awkward stage anymore you look really hawt like that." Kyuubi said with the straightest face ever in a matter a fact way.

"KYU!"

"Hehehe. Any way eat up school starts in..." He looks at his watch and smiles as he looks at the blond "2 seconds "

"Oh ok...WAI- TWOO SECONDS. FUCKIN HELL" Naruto said as he began scarfing pancakes, sausage (A/N hehehe), eggs, and hash browns down. He grabbed his back pack and kyuubi and headed out the door "Heeeey I wasn't finished yeeet" whined the adult

"Stop whining and get me to school I'm about to be 20 minutes late Dattebayo"

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"Have a good day at school Naru-CHAAAAN!!" Kyu yelled as Naruto walked though the gates thank god no one was outside - the man still had on the got damn apron and was stand out the sun roof like the faq. He turn around and flip him off then kept walking to class, but first he had to get a pass from the office. The blond finally made it to the classroom and he could hear the chatter all the way in the hallway. He slid the door open and the room went quiet The teen yawned and looked bored with life. He walked to his seat and sat next to Sasuke not making any eye contact with the raven even though it was super obvious that he was starring. As Sasuke starred he thought of very dirty things to do to Naruto with that choker