*says he can be better than ranbir in "barfi," calls aishwarya "plastic," tells shraddha kapoor to "eat," and basically wants to sleep with half of the girls in Bollywood*
everyone: "DAYUMMM HE A SAVAGE!!!!!"
me:
Shraddha Kapoor has a gorgeous figure and is healthy and happy, the only reason you call Aishwarya "plastic" is because y'all can't handle her fucking EYE color and sorry but if he was in "Barfi," I'd start a bigger riot/boycott than Rajasthan over "Padmavati."
Only thing that I need to say is stop acting like a you're a redneck and bite your tongue.
Excuse my saltiness, I've just been pissed over this guy.
~ Sonia (:
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bollywood roast book ☕️
Humorif you actually find any part of this book funny, change your standard in humor