@channieboi : so.. what do you want to do now that you believe this is full of shit
@minho : i
@minho : i dont know
@channieboi : its okay to feel betrayed lmao i think its funny that they teamed up and thought theyd be able to pull this off
@minho : @ifelforbts the super spy doesnt fit
@channieboi : meanwhile
@channieboi : i dont mind becoming one
@minho : explain
@channieboi : i see my good friend @bangtrash irl later on and i have a small theory id like to investigate
@minho : whats this theory
@channieboi : they may or may not be dating
@minho : tHE ACTUAL FUCK
@minho : ok i get that youre confident ever since you figured out these fuckers were lying but to assume theyre dating?? nah
@channieboi : its a stretch but i want to see exactly what these two lovebirds talk about in the dms
@minho : youre hacking into their accounts
@channieboi : no, more like stealing @bangtrash's phone when theyre not looking and seeing what theyre up to
@minho : oOO secret mission ??
@minho : how are you even going to get into their phone
@channieboi : ive known their phone code for years now
@minho ; isnt this an invasion of privacy lol
@channieboi : not when they're pretending to hate each other online and they dont even know each others real names
@minho : do it!!
@minho : i dont think theyre dating but im curious to see what these motherfuckers talk about privately
@channieboi : me too
@channieboi : ill be back in a few hours
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" i need to go to the bathroom "
changbin seems to scramble from our shared table and with hardly a second look back at me, takes off and i watch him scuttle past other customers to get to the bathroom.
he took off in a hurry.
i was just about to pull my own device out from my coat pockets when i realised the abandoned and forgotten phone lying on the table, probably containing some secrets that changbin wants to keep secrets.
like a new boyfriend.
realising this was the perfect opportunity, i dart forward and snatch up the device, presented with the lock screen and a code pad. thing is, i've known changbin's code for years now. it comes in handy when he takes god awful pictures of me and i can just delete them.
i punch in the code as fast as i can, knowing that changbin won't be long. i take myself into the home screen ( which is of BTS, but from the back, cause this poor boy doesn't want anyone to realise he's a kpop fanboy ) and eventually find Twitter.
a few more taps, and the app is loading.
PAINFULLY SLOWLY.
its probably because the phone isnt connected to the internet but with my heart pounding in my chest frantically ( it sounds like this is a matter of life or death when really im trying to read my friend's private messages sucessfully ) i finally get to scroll down bangtrash's dms and find the person im looking for.
@ifelforbts.
as soon as i click on it, i can tell they've talked A LOT. the scroll bar is tiny on the right side of the screen.
" cHAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PHONE?"
all i get to read in time are two messages:
@ifelforbts : on another note you're cute
@bangtrash : i bet you are too
i feel like im having a heart attack when i realise i was right all along.
changbin is flirting with ( dating?? ) the person he supposedly hates.
i dont get to even scroll up the tiniest bit when changbin throws himself onto me and wrestles his device out of my hands. thank god i managed to exit the app before he nearly ripped off my hands too.
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@ifelforbts : are you back from your outing yet
@bangtrash : i am
@ifelforbts : goodgood
@bangtrash : you are cling
@bangtrash : you dm me literally everyday
@ifelforbts : and you reply literally everyday
@ifelforbts : so
@bangtrash : this is unfair
@bangtrash : youve seen me
@bangtrash : you know my gender
@bangtrash : you know my hobby
@bangtrash : i think its only fair i know about you too
@ifelforbts : im a he
@ifelforbts : my hobby is drawing
@ifelforbts : this is me
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