You made it here, eh? Well, prepare to be amazed, cry, laugh to death, be intruiged, and so much more that probably isn't gonna happen. Just get on with it.
A/N: I'm Ziro btw. ^^ I couldn't find any music or make any, so that's your quest. -_- Plus, this prolly sucks. I tried, ok? I'm at least fond of the 10th line XD. (I'm not trying to throw shade at Kou, nor do I hate him. The first paragraph was also an alternate version of one of this person's DiaLovers memes chapters: https://my.w.tt/UiNb/WQZMU7z1YJ )
WARNING: CURSING, D INSULTS AND A WHOLE LOTTA SUBARU VS KOU.
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Everyone hears some loud music coming from the garden, even the Mukami's. They go out quietly and are shocked...~
[Insert some sick music here] Subaru: *Standing in front of a Kou mannequin (I dunno lol)* Eenie, Meenie, Minie, mo. You ain't nothin but a hoe. tryna be cute and tryna be classy, But newsflash bitch you bein fuckin nasty.
You's the second brother but you in last place, And I'mma take this time to rub it in yo face. Oh what, need me to go a slower pace? Maybe later tho, but for now let's cut to the chase...
Idol wit a big personality, But it's still 5 inches bigger than yo frickin D(Oh!) You really think you can get the best of me? Nice try, with those messed up eyes you obviously can't see.
I was better than you from the start, Even if you might be off of the charts, Wake up, stand straight, and prepare your heart, Cuz this just might be a hotter burn than the start.
Now I'm looking at you boi, lookin like a little boy, tiny little figure boy, I'm the cat you the mouse, boi gotta go on tour for a lecture on talent for, ya can't sing, if you were we'd wanna die, even so, that ugly sound won't leave our minds, I'm bringing sexy back while you gotta try, can't beat this vamp worse luck next time.
Oh, did I hurt you? Good, for today that burn was my last. Call me Vroom Vroom cuz my love stuff is fast. Got her going, I ain't even going all that fast. And my techniques are good, ideas are vast.
Well that's all, I gotta go, I want you think about what I said today Kou. And I bet I rapped so hard I left y'all in doubt. That's all for today, Suba-Daddy out.
Ziro(Daz me): Yooo...Who knew Suba could rap...
Ayato/Laito: Daaamn!
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Reiji: That was....*sigh*
Kanato: Hey, do Azusa next. *Glares at Azusa*
Azusa: Does it... Actually...Burn...?
Yuma: Hey, that was wrong! Probably true and frickin hilarious, but wrong!
Ruki: I have no words. (You just used 4 of them.)
Kou: Aww, Subaru~ Why you gotta be so rude?
Subaru: I-I...Get out of my garden!
Ziro: Anyways, that was cool, stay tuned, Ziro out. 😁
