A/N: Oh god, here we go.
Keep in mind I can't actually come up with that many lines XD And they're prolly bad too.
MATURE CONTENT
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Subaru
Why drive Subaru when you can ride Subaru? *blush*
You make my engine rev. *Blush*
I thought Roses were the most Beautiful thing ever. Until I met you.
I ONCE LICKED ALL OF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, THAT MAKES YOU ALL MINE.
Laito (Perv alert, are you ready?)
Are you a vampire? Cuz blood's not the only thing you'll be sucking. ;)
Are you French? Cuz Ma-Damn!
I don't always drink, but when I do, it's your juices~
I like my women how I like my food: Hot n Ready~
Shu
Let's have a lazy day. Not your type, my type of lazy day. ;)
My favorite type of music is your moaning.
Reiji
You plus me, subtract clothes, divide legs, and hope for you to multiply. Perfect equation.
Why don't you come to my laboratory so we can build some chemistry?(that was way cheesy I'm sorry)
Kanato
You're sweeter than cake. I wouldn't usually say that, so cherish it.
Let's have a Tea Party! Here's your outfit.
You: But you didn't give me anything.
Kanato: Exactly.
Ayato
*Holds up a piece of cheese* Brie mine. (That was still cheesy.)(lol, that was a joke.)
Ore-same is great at everything, especially pleasuring. ;)
I wanna put these balls in those hoops(if you get the reference I will stalk you and be your friend forever XD), if ya catch my drift.
Ruki(I can't think of any good ones ;-;)
You're my livestock, so I own your everything.
Livestock, I'll milk you empty. (1. That prolly sucked XD. 2. Get it, get it? Livestock, milk? Haha, I'm funny.)
Yuma
I'm 6'3, but you won't believe the size of my D.
Are you a sugar cube? Cuz I'll eat you any day. ;)
Kou
You want an autograph? I'll give you an autograph, just come to my room...
Why don't we create our own dance in my bed? ;)
Azusa
(I'm sorry, I can't think of anything for this lil cinnamon roll ;-; )
Carla
Paint me like one of your French girls.

(I am laughing way too hard right now XD)
Your body is a work of art itself.
Shin
(Not gonna do it...
Not gonna do it...
NOT GONNA DO IT...)
You can eat Deez nuts anytime. (I SAID I WOULDN'T DO IT DANGIT XD NOW I'M DYING)
I'm a wolf, so sometimes I like to get a little rough...
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A/N: Ok! I'm pretty sure I died at some of those (coughcoughcarlaandshincoughcough)
But anyways, thanks for reading, I'll see you guys next time! (I feel like a YouTuber now)
Ziro out~
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Diabolik Madness
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