A/N: I am so sorry it's been so long people. Ok, ok, you can shun me now. But hey, I've got a new idea! And it's this stupid chapter!
Anyway, long story short, Ziro is trans without the surgery. MtF.
Warning: Possibly mature content
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Ziro(My OC): Well guess what, suck my dick!
Ayato: Pfft, you don't have one!
Ziro: Wanna test that theory?
Ayato:...
After proof, Ayato decided to not question Ziro about something like that again.
Ziro: Dear Subaru, we all know you love Yui, spill it.
Subaru: N-No I don't!
Ziro: Wanna test that theory?
Later on she trapped Yui and Subaru in a closet together and you decide what happens next.
Reiji: I know that you didn't do your homework for about one week, and you know that requires punishment.
Ziro: Oh really?
Reiji: Painful punishment.
Ziro: Wanna test that theory?
Reiji: Get over here you brat.
The punishment didn't go as Reiji planned as Ziro didn't find it painful, so she embarrassed him and he decided to leave her be.
Ziro: For once man, how long can you keep your dick in your pants? Geez.
Laito: Hah, probably longer than you!
Ziro: Wanna test that theory?
The two had a contest to see who got seduced first and Ziro won.
Kanato: Y'know, you don't scare us.
Ziro: Wanna test that theory?
Kanato was scarred for life when she took another teddy bear full of human beans parts and murdered it.
Shu: You people just never know when to shut up do you?
Ziro: Wanna test that theory?
Ziro shut up for the rest of the day and actually let Shu sleep for once.
The moral of the story: Never question Ziro, kids!
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A/N: That was very stupid but I found it kinda funny so yeah.
Anyway, Later peeps!
Ziro out~
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