Writer: Why do you want to interview me?
Japan: Because everyone else is busy.
Writer: FIIIIIINNNNEEEEE!
Japan: Okay let us commence with the interview. Writer-chan what is your favorite color?
Writer: Green.
Japan: Hair color?
Writer: Red but not as red as Grell's.
Japan: Hight?
Writer: 5 foot 9 inches.
Japan: Age?
Writer: I am Sealand's age.
Japan: Eye color?
Writer: Green blue hazel.
Japan: Favorite yaoi shippings.
Writer: GreecexJapan and FinlandxSweden.
Japan: Favorite straight shipping.
Writer: Riza Hawkeye and Roy Mustang. And just so you know Roy and Greece are mine!!!!!!!!!!* Phyco Grin and evil laugh*
Japan: uuuuuuuuuuu......... That is all for today! * Quickly logs off Chat Room*
<Japan is offline>
Writer: * continues phyco grin and evil laugh*
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