England: What I bloody want to know is why there are so many 1D fan-fictions on Wattpad. Really guys they aren't even that good!
Writer: Yea, no offense to all 'ya 1D lovers out there but they suck! Infact me and my friends say this, " When Justin Bieber came we were all like KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!!! And then 1D came and we were all like too late!"
England: Yes, my feelings exactly! What ever happened to the good 'ol days? The days that we actually had good music and good bands like The Beatles!
Writer: I can agree with that. May,John Lennon bless his soul rest in peace. *Sad face*
England: I think I might cry! Oh, no I'm crying!
Writer: Me too!
England&Writer: * Holding each other and weeping*
America: Um, whats going on here?
Writer: Go away you git! * chucks book at his head*
America: Ok I will I see you and Iggy are having an emotional moment.
<America is offline>
England&Writer: * Continue holding each other and weeping*
