Funny Jokes [Part 1]

Sexy and I know It

mom: You know that song you like?

me: which one ?

mom: sexy and I know it

me: Ya

mom: Well here's one just for you

I walk in your room and this is what i see there's a condom on the floor and it's staring at me. I have a rage in my stomach and i'm not afriad to show it, show it, show it...You're grounded and you know it.