Funny Jokes [Part 1]

Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE :

BOY: AT LAST. I CAN HARDLY WAIT

GIRL: DO U WANT ME TO LEAVE?

BOY: NO! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT?

GIRL: DO YOU LOVE ME ?

BOY: OF COURSE! ALWAYS

GIRL: HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON ME?

BOY: NO! WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING?

GIRL: WILL YOU KISS ME?

BOYS: EVERY CHANCE I GET

GIRL: WILL YOU HIT ME?

BOY: HELL NO ARE YOU CRAZY?

GIRL: CAN I TRUST YOU?

BOY: YES!

GIRL: DARLING!!

AFTER MARRIAGE:

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