Funny Jokes [Part 1]

i'm not exercising

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water and is fat.

3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long and only lives for 5 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to excersie! I don't think so.