Me: Mom, dad, we need to talk. *guides parents over to couch*
Mom: Why...... *looks at husband confused*
Me: I want to talk to you about moving to the UK *pulls out power point, note cards, and pointer* I think it will be very beneficial to the both of you and me.
Parents: .......
Me: Let's get started shall we. *starts playing WMYB in the back ground* as you can see if we move to the UK for one I have more of a shot at meeting the boys, and being happy. You want me to be happy right?
Parents: ......
Me: Yes you do. Now continuing on-
Dad: Um, honey we aren't moving to London.
Me: *smirks evilly* I think I can change your mind.
*3 months later*
Me: See mom, dad, aren't you glad we moved to the UK *parents wiggle around trying to get free from ropes* I sure am.
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Crap Only Directioners Will Get (2)
HumorThis is a sequel to my book Crap Only Directioners Will Get, you can read this one first or go read the one from the first one and then this one. Whatever you want to do, but if you haven't read my first one here is what this guy is about. This is a...