Texting 1D (One Direction Comedy Fanfic)

Friendly Chat

Niall_J_Horan: Hello guys!!!

Niall_J_Horan: Hello? Anyone?

LPayne13: hey Nialler, wazzup?

DonnyTomlinson: Will someone please explain to me why I'm in a group chat? I hate group chats! They're ANNOYING!!!

LPayne13: Niall did it, not me.

Niall_J_Horan: I did this so we could all talk to eachother while we're far apart. Duh!!

Styles93; Guys, let's keep this group chat thing short. I'm in the middle of something important.

DonnyTomlinson: 🙄

Niall_J_Horan: What could possibly be more important than hanging out with me???

Styles93: Uhhh MAKING A NEW ALBUM!!

LPayne13: Bro, why do that? We're getting the band back soon.

Styles93: So? I can do what I want. I'm a free man.

DonnyTomlinson: 🤦🏼‍♂️

Niall_J_Horan: If you wanna be free, you need a sock, man.

LPayne13: 😂😂😂😂 Good one Ni.

Styles93: This is not Harry Potter shit bro!

DonnyTomlinson: Bossy much?

Styles93: Srry. Had rough day today.

DonnyTomlinson: Me 2. Freddie doesn't like me anymore.

LPayne13: Huh??

DonnyTomlinson: He doesn't listen to me when I tell him something. He's naughty.

Niall_J_Horan: #soundsfamiliar.

LPayne13; Give em t me. Bear and I make a good team.

DonnyTomlinson: HELL NO!! My son, Liam! Mine! Not for sale!

Styles93: Hahaha let's auction off Freddie. :)

DonnyTomlinson: I will NOT auction off my son, Styles!!

Niall_J_Horan: Yeah Hazz, he'll just sell him to one of us for free.....🤣

DonnyTomlinson: You boys are idiots.

LPayne13: Welcome to my world, Tommo.

"Styles93 invited 101Lottie to chat"

DonnyTomlinson: WHAT THE HELL GUYS!!!!

Niall_J_Horan: This will be the best day of my life.

101Lottie: Uhh what's going on here?

Styles93: Louis's selling Freddie.

DonnyTomlinson: 🖕

101Lottie: #Confused.

LPayne13: Okay well I'm just gonna pretend I'm not here....

101Lottie: Guys, I really don't wanna be here.

Niall_J_Horan: Why not? Come join the party, babe. 😘

Styles93: God that's gross.

LPayne13: Scarred for life.

101Lottie: Uhh no thx.

Niall_J_Horan: Come on. I'm a good person.

DonnyTomlinson: Niall if you even think about hooking up with my sister I will be so pis.....

"Niall_J_Horan removed DonnyTomlinson from group chat"

Styles93: Ooooooooook then.

LPayne: Niall, you're suicidal. I hope you realize that.

Niall_J_Horan: Lotts, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

101Lottie: 🎵Nah to the uh to the no no no🎵

Styles93: OHHHHH REJECTED!!!

Niall_J_Horan: Lottie, we don't have to tell Tommo anything. Stay at my house with me.

LPayne13: 😳

101Lottie: Never gonna happen.

Niall_J_Horan: You really wanna make an Irishman cry? 😢

LPayne13: This conversation got awkward quick.

101Lottie: I have a BF already.

Niall_J_Horan: Yeah I know and his name is Niall Horan.

"101Lottie invited DonnyTomlinson to group chat"

DonnyTomlinson: Okay that was completely unfair to whoever took me off the chat.

Styles93: Nialler did it!

Niall_J_Horan: Louis, I have a crush on your sister. May I ask for her hand in holy matrimony? 😍😍😍

LPayne13: WTF!!

101Lottie: Someone kill me now.

DonnyTomlinson: Uh NO YOU CANNOT!!! YOU ASSHOLE!!

Styles93: Wow what a great way to spend your evening. Hearing two of your mates fight over something stupid.

LPayne13: Back to being normal then 😂

101Lottie: I don't deserve this.

DonnyTomlinson: No one does sista.