Next up is possibly my second favourite character in Attack on Titan, the one and only Keith Shadis! #ShadisSwag
1. Ask him where his shades are.
2. Follow him around and repeat everything he says.
3. When he asks what you're doing, tell him your his subordinate.
4. Dress like him and draw some frown lines on your face.
5. Ask him to teach you the ways of the shade.
6. Refuse to take no for an answer.
7. Call him 'The Shade.'
8. Convince him to set up fights between Jean and Eren.
9. Convince him to call them 'Majestic stallion Jean' and 'Yaeger bomBASTIC'
10. Ask him if his head is cold.
11. Ask him where his eyebrows are.
12. Suggest borrowing Erwin's.
13. Or Arthur Kirkland's.
14. Tell him you think he should be the main character, not Eren.
15. Break that fourth wall like the armoured titan broke wall Sina.
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How to annoy the SNK Characters.
FanfikceThis book is also high. I am not responsible for any life threatening injuries, possible accusations of being a titan, being put on cleaning duty or any other dangerous results from following this. I didn't TELL you to do this. I strongly suggested...
