Ur So Gay

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So heres the deal. John is acting like a mannequin we all know that but, a mannequin the wears my shit. He steals my jeans, my makeup and my mascara! Like wtf? He's acting like he's gay but he still kisses me! Honestly I'm pissed! I hope he hangs himself with his "h&m" scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart. He bitches and moans about LA but inside i know he wishes he was in the rain reading freaking hemming way. All of a sudden im cooking dinner and he says he doesn't eat meat!?!? He's decided to buy an electric car. Im so done with him! He's pale too. When we go to the beach, if he doesn't have SPF 45 he'll die. He walks around in my jeans, my eyeliner and still links arms with me. When were flirting, he pulls em' down and there's really nothing there. I wish he would just be real with me. It diesnt make sense because he doesn't like boys!

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