Mr. & Mrs. Fairytale

Hansel and Melody

As I got out of the shower I pondered if I had been too bipolar on Mr. Dude. I winced at the sight of my blotchy, make-up-less face. I put on my glasses, baggy t-shirt and Hollister sweatpants. I walked out of my bathroom and glanced around my room for my hairdryer only to find Mr. Dude sprawled across my bed, flipping through my old diary. I groaned before I walked over and snatched it out of his hands,

"I was reading that!" he whined, turning and looking me up and down, "I preferred the other look, it was more seductive."

"What the fuck are you still doing here?" I growled, shoving the diary back under my bed, turning back to him and crossing my arms, "And why were you reading my old diary?"

"I was curious about you, Melody Miller." he smirked.

"Ugh. Don't call me that grossly cheesy name." I groaned, beginning to towel dry my hair. "I love the way I don't even know your name, yet you decided that you know me well enough to read my old diary." I responded sarcastically.

"I only read up till the end of the extremely girly intro, It made me want to scratch my eyes out." he said, in an exaggerated manor.

"I wish you had." I hissed, "Who the hell are you anyway?" I glared into his chocolate-y brown eyes.

"Cas Riverwood, at your service, babe." he winked in response, causing me to roll my eyes.

"Don't even try with the flirting, been there, I fucking made that t-shirt." I snorted, throwing my towel into the laundry basket before crossing my arms over again. "For some odd reason I highly doubt your mum called you Cas, so cough up your real name lover boy."

"Mum? I think you mean Mom, you're in the US of A now, babe." He chuckled, seeming pleased with his new nickname, "Why should I tell you my 'real' name, it's too fun teasing you. We don't want that to end now do we?"

"Yes, I actuall-" I was cut off by the sound of a woman's voice calling from Cas' house.

"Caspian? I need you to babysit Cassandra on Monday, I have a business meeting about a promotion."

"Shit." I heard him mutter before rushing to the window and shouting, "Don't call me that, I've told you before, mom." before continuing, "And yeah, I can babysit Cassie."

"Thank you. Pick her up from pre-school once your out of school yourself." she responded before, she walked off (I guess).

"Caspian?" I raised an eyebrow, a smirk of my own gracing my lips. "As in Prince Caspian of Narnia?" He turned groaning in annoyance,

"Yes, as in Caspian from Narnia." he raked a hand through his messy golden brown hair, "Look, this has been fun Melody, but I've got to get back, so I'll see you again." he raised a hand to wave.

"I hope to God we don't see each other again, Caspian." I began grinning mischievously, trying hard to bite back my laughter; watching him visibly scowl at the mention of his name before continuing on, "It has most definately not been good meeting you, now can you finally get the fuck out."

"You're hurting my heart now babe."  he quipped sarcastically, holding a hand over his heart. Turning to climb out of my window and into his own, he spoke again, "See you again, honey." I froze at the mention of that nickname, I tried to stop myself from being sick, slamming my window shut behind that jerk. I never wanted to speak to him again, because guys like him only want one thing. The only thing I can't give them. I closed my eyes and let out a deep breath of air. You can do this. I thought, just ignore the pig for the rest of your life and you'll be fine.