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Alice and the newspapers

Warning I don't own any characters besides Catherine and Alice the rest belong to Marvel

Cathrine s p.o.v

"Wow Cat i can't believe that you made P.E.N.N.Y so dark."

"Alice I don't remember 3/4 of the code on her and I don't what to."

"Girls girls let's just eat breakfeast and argue about the hole P.E.N.N.Y problem later."

"Peter i am not a problem. And I you say I'm a problem one more time I will tell the entire world your Spider-Man."

"P.E.N.N.Y is the most wonderful creation in the world and who ever says that she's not can go die in a hole."

"That's more like it."

Me and Alice laugh. Than Alice took another bite of the oreo forgetting about the toothpaste I put in them.

"Goss dang it Cat I'm going to kill you one of these days."

"Shhhhh you hear that? it the sounds of how much I can."

"No Cat I dont."

"Exactly. Now eat your food!"

"No! You poisoned it!"

Me and Peter just laughed.

"Ok guys you to can argue all you want about that I'm going to eat these waffles."

"Peter."

"Yes."

"You touch those and I will stab you thirty seven times with a knife let you heal do it again than I will drown you in a lake resurrect you skin you alive resurrect you again AND FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS RESURRECT YOU ONE LAST TIME AND BURN YOU ALIVE FOR THE CRIME YOU HAD COMMENTED!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!"

"Yes sir I would never do that sir."

"Good now go eat some cereal."

"You don't have any."

"Behold the feed where I grow my cares as you will notice it is bare."

"I hate you."

"You love me."

"Like a enemy."

"I'm going to make sandwiches Peter what kind do you want?"

"Turkey."

I sit down with my waffles butter them poor the syrup on the side and dig in. By the time I'm done with the second one Alice had given up on trying two find the food even with her superspeed.

"Hay guys what I just realised is that we could of saved ourseves the trouble by just mind controlling H.Y.D.R.A to leave us along."

"Already tried it didn't work. My theory is that Wanda had used that I'm them so that created a device that made it so that they couldn't be mind controlled."

"Oh." Peter said

"My theory was proved correct when I saw a little thingy-mic-bob on there ear."

"So let me get this strait you know about this the entire time and you didn't tell me."

"Yes."

"Ok that makes a lot of sense now."

"It does?" Both Alice and Peter ask.

"NO!"

"Alright back on subject we need to get food and make sure that we get as many newspapers as possible to stop as much spreading as possible or at least hold it back some." Peter says.

"Agreed." Me and Alice say.

"How are we going to do that?" Alice asked.

"I don't know but let's hopefully not make Cat jump out in the middle of the road and almost get hot by a car again."

"Wait Cat you jumped out infrount of a car?"

"Yes."

"Why am a not surprised?"

"Cuz all my ideas are bad. Now how to get the newspapers...."

Me and Peter looked at Alice.

"No! No no no no no no no no no."

"Yes."

"No!!!"

"Yeeeesssss."

"Nooooo."

"I will take the coco."

"Alright when do I start?"

"Right now."

Wind passes us so I walk to the window. People had newspapers in there hands every where. That man. That girl. That old man on the bench with glasses. Than a strike came by and all the news papers where gone. Just as my phone rang the ring tone was got to go faster faster fast fast fast. Hu Alice must of butt dialed me.

"All man I was enjoying that." The old man with the glasses and white hair said.

A few seconds later Alice was back with a literal mountain that took up most of the apartment.

"We need to kill these with fire." I say

"Yep." Alice replies

"We can burn them in the desert." I say.

"How are we going to get there?"

"Sweetheart Alice has superspeed."

"Good piont."

While we we're having the conversation Alice had already gotten all the newspapers out.

"You guys ready to go?" She asked.

Peter sprinted to her and jumed on her back.

"Hay that was my spot!"

"To late."

Alice picked me up and we we're off to the desert. We reached it in five seconds.

"Please tell me someone grabbed the lighter."

"Nope." Both me and Peter replied.

"Ugh."

Alice was gone again but was back five seconds later.

"Lets blow this popsicle stand." I say.

And that's what we did and so we sat there watching as the flames grow higher and higher till all the newspapers were burned to ash.

"You know we should probably get home and hope to hell that May isn't there yet." I say

"Agreed."

Peter makes it to her back before I did so I was in her arms again. We're off again we run to the warehouse as normal take off the suits and walk all the way back to the apartment.

Once we reached it we walked up the many flights of stairs while Peter complained the entire time claiming that we're walking up more stairs than we do at school. We reach the door and find May already there.

"Where have you three been I've been waiting for three hours!"

"Sorry May we went to the park again. Sorry again for not leaving a note."

I leaned over to Alice "We were gone for three hours?!" I whispered.

"Apparently."

"Alright just don't scare me like that again!"

"We promise."

But than again I was never any good at keeping a promise even when it's to a friend.