Oneshots • Gawsten

drunk fanfic

SORRY for my sorta hiatus. school has been fuckin with me, and life's been a mess. but uh, entertainment? HOLY SHIT. this is god tier. i'm listening for the millionth time rn. what's your guys' top 3 songs? mine are sleep alone, rare & tantrum. then we need to talk.

i wrote this when i was wasted. it has typos and all, it's just compensation for the fact i've been ia for a bit. sorry, but have fun!! it's genuinely hilarious imo.

Awzten jad been stealing from Geoff forever. He stole hos staplers, his pens, his paper, just to mess with him. Cause he tyhpught he was cute. It wasnt until likew four months later Geoff discovered this was true, cause Awsten was suuuch a good theif. Like robinhood.
It wzs after work, in he elebator when he conffrotned his cowoelwr.

They'd gotten sticl in it and the firemen were on theorn way. "Okayl, why are u stealing my shit?" Geoff asked professioanlly/.

"Omg, you finally noticed." Awsten said, embarrased because of how he said it.

"Whaaat?" Geoff asked, furrowong hos eyebrows.

"Ive liked u for so long." Awsten admitted. "So maybe I could make it up to you somehow...."

"What?" Geoff asked.

"By sucking your dick." Awstem responded. He gpt to his knees, unbuckling his belt.
"Omg, what?" Geoff said.

"Ya, Do you give consent?"" Awsten asked him cause consent is importnat and u cant give consent when ur drink like i am now.

"Hell ya." Geoff said cause hes so into it and thinks Awstwn has a nice ass.

"Cool." Awsten says before he he pulls fown the coworkers pants, looking agt his giant Dick. wow. He couldny fit that realisticalaly but its fanfic so who cares whats a gag refelx??

He stared fot a moment cause WOW thats a dick. Issa big dick hes gonna SUCK. he did it. Je put the dick in his mouth and got the parts he couldnt fit with his hands. Awsten has such man hands but a twunk body wtf why he do that??? Like.  whyd genetics do that. So dumb./

He deepthroaged that DICK like a champ and geoff didnt put pressure on his head cause that shit HURRRRTED. He just let him suck his dick cause thats like good compensation. Id get my dick sucked in ec\xchangw for a stapler. He deepthroated thjat shit cause hes not a COWARD like osme people and hes hgad a lot of practice before this. REMINDER NOBODY DEEPTHROATS THEIR FIRST TIME SUCCING DICK ITS PAINFYL AND A SKILL U GAIN.

Geoff came down hos theoat after awhiele cause yo cumming takes awhile why do u make them come instantly. And he was lik "wow that shit is so good. Tha nks." ajd awsten was gonna reply but decided not ot cause uhhh thge firemen came. They were all hot too but hew ignored that. "Bye geoff," Hr said as he walked out of the goodass elevator.

"uhhhh  bye awsten ur so hot." Geoff ssaid walkijng away to hos house with his wife. He wanted to fuck that twubk so hard but he didnt cause u know outta there. Wjen hes foruty anf married twemtyish years he regrets not fuckinh that tWINK so badly. Whatever.

Awsten is happily out and biiiii as fuck. So a happy ending kindaa lol love whoevers readint this BYEEE