A/N: Here is the new chapter I hope you are going to enjoy it and will laugh about the jokes as much as I did.
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We had to wait for another thirty minutes, so we decided to tell us some funny jokes.
Carlos started:
Once in a quiz show. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about "Timbuktu".
The priest began:
"I was a father, all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible, through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu."
Then the Australian told his version:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two!"
We all laughed then Lex told another joke:
The Pope was coming over to visit Canada and when he was greeted at the airport, there was a limo waiting for him. As he was getting in, he asked the limo driver if he could drive instead, because being a Pope - he never have to do neat things like that.
The driver said sure, after all - you can't say no to the Pope.
The Pope of course decided to have some fun and drove the limo at about 200 km/h in a 80 km/h zone and a cop spots him and pulls him over. The cop of course was very surprised when he looked inside the limo, and immediately radioed his supervisor.
Cop: What should I do? I can't ticket this guy!
Supervisor: Why who is it? The Mayor?
Cop: No, much more important!
Supervisor: Not the mayor? Is it the Premiere?
Cop: No, much more important!
Supervisor: Not the Premiere? The Prime Minister?
Cop: No, much much more important!
Supervisor: Not the Prime Minister? Who the hell can be more important than the Prime Minister?
Cop: I don't know, but he has the Pope as his chauffeur!
The whole restaurant was looking at u, because we were laughing so loud. We told each other about four more jokes and then the waiter came with a plate. It was a huge plate and we literally asked ourselves how we should eat it. Kendall started and then we started as well. We ate and after finishing eating, we decided to go out for a little walk.
Since it was Kendall’s hometown, he knew where to go. We weren’t tired at all, so we decided to go to a pub and drink something. Lex and I drank a cocktail and the boys drank a beer. When we drank about half of our drink, we headed to the dance floor.
Obviously, we met some of Kendall’s friends, so he introduced us to each other. James, Carlos and Logan already knew some of them, but Lex and I didn’t. We all talked for a little bit and then we started dancing.
After one and a half hour, we were tired and went back to our bus, which took us back to the hotel. We all went to our room and Kendall said to me, that I should be ready by 9.30 a.m.
I took a quick shower, when I heard someone knock on the door. I wrapped a towel around me went to the door and opened it just a little bit, so I can see how’s standing outside. It was …. .
…. asked me: “Can I come in a moment? I have to ask you something.”
“Come in.”
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A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. The question for this chapter is: Who do you think is standing outside of Marie’s room?
Comment your opinion in the comments below and vote if you liked this chapter.
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