Me: *just got back from holiday as I open the door and dropped my bag to the ground* What the-
Deadpool: *wearing a suit and rolled in a chair* Wazzup Kid! How do you like the renovation?
Me: You turned my house...INTO AN OFFICE?! What is this, comedy sitcom of the Office starring us?!
Deadpool:....Yes!
Me: You fucking-
Deadpool: Now, let's go and meet our employees!
Me: Wait...we have employees?!
Deadpool: First of all, you're the President.
Me: Make sense since I'm the straight man in the group-
Deadpool: So, you're not into male?
Me: Not Sexuality but mentality!
Deadpool: So you're gay?
Me: *sigh* Let just continue....Oh my god is that TOGAMI?!
Togami: Of course it was me. What do you expect, the Ultimate Imposter?
Me:...yes...
Togami: Blasphemy! How could you even compare to me to some uncanny double of me!
Me: How in the world you're one of the council to be exact?
Togami: Do you really think I'll be willing to join in your stupid council when I already forced to join one? I'm merely been abducted by that res spandex mercenary from nowhere!
Deadpool: Yeah, I kidnapped him!
Me: WADE!
Togami: I can sue you if I could...but it seems your mercenary made a good prepositions of me joining your council...I sponsor all of you and the 50% of the income will go to my bank account.
Me:...You lost to a bet didn't you Wade?
Deadpool: *nervously chuckles*
Me: So, what council does he represent?
Deadpool: He's represent the Danganronpa 1 only!
Me: Let me guess, Komeada and Kokichi got the other two?
Deadpool: Yes! Is that a bad thing?
Togami: Of course it's a bad thing, you fool! You expect our council will run smoothly with amatuers like you?!
Dante: Can you keep it down? I'm eating pizza over here!
Me: Wow, Dante joins the CoR?
Dante: Well, who's going to waste some moneys for our council?
Togami: Are you kidding me?!
Me:... we're barely started and we already used a lot of money...now who's-
Dan the Man: WATASHI GA KAMI DA!
Me:....next....why?
Dan: As a Gamemaster, you need my blessing as a God to make the council a place for one and only SHIN DAN KUROTO!
Me: Can we trade him for Sento?
Togami: No, you get Banjou Ryuga instead.
Me:...Meh, two idiots fine. Let's just hope that we don't have anymore-
Monika: Kid~
Me:....Shit....
Togami: Who in the right mind invited that girl in here?!
Komeada: Hey author! She say she's apart of your council! Isn't this lucky?
Me: ... I'm going to bed...*walk away with a deadpans expression*
Monika: Where are you going, Kid~? Don't you want to spend more time with me forever~?
Me: *peeks back* You know, she's the only normal one around here than all of you!
The rest began to shout in disagreement as I walks out witb Monika following from behind.
(Yo, this is just me posting news or random stuff...meh. Shitty opening really...also, here's the list of the people in my Council of Randomness based of my little knowledge of my fandom)
Kid Strange [Me] - President, Seat of Writer
Deadpool, Wade Wilson - Vice President, Seat of Marvel
Byakyuya Togami - Sponsor, Seat of DR
Nagito Komeada - Seat of SDR2
Kokichi Ouma - Seat of NDRV3
Monika - Seat of DDLC
Dante - Seat of DMC
Rossweisse - Seat of HSDxD
Yang Xiao Long - Seat of RWBY
Yusuke Kitakawa - Seat of P5
Naoto Shirogane - Seat of P4
Modred - Seat of Fate
Nero - Seat of Fate
Lyndis - Seat of FE
Link - Seat of Nintendo (Yeah don't expect him to say anything)
Shin Dan Kuroto - Seat of KR:Ex-Aid
Banjou Ryuga - Seat of KR:Build
And more to come in this...random...council...I swear this gonna be the Office parody...
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Council of Randomness (Announcement, News, Crazy stuff)
RandomWelcome to all of you to my Council of Randomness where everything is random here...so...buckle up on this exciting Deadpool: Nothing exciting about you working with us. Kokichi: WHERE'S MY SALARY?! ...Fuck me...
