Transformers Oneshots! (Disc. Book 2 Might Come)

Hot Rod x Hooman female Reader

More Hot Rod coming at chu. Okay, looky, I wrote this like in November, and I just found it in my piles of trashy one shots. I decided to publish it cuz I thought it was funny.

You sat on your chair as you watched your 'friends' gossip about someone you don't know. They seemed to be exaggerating a lot, and mainly making fun of the poor person they gave the title of 'nerd'. As they held their coffees in one hand while their phone in the other, you just sat with your sketchbook out in the table.

"So then she fell and broke her glasses" Lenni laughed. All the other girls laughed along and it left you being the only quiet one.

"Ha...ha.haha..." You fake laughed. They just gave you weird looks.

"So (Y/N)! When will you give us a ride with that lumbergimi?" Jayka asked.

L-a-m-b-o-r-g-h-i-n-i you freaking mop.

"It's pronounced Lamborghini. Lamborghini Centenario" You corrected her as you placed your pencil on the table.

"You didn't answer my question" she snapped.

"Eh, I don't know. Soon I guess?" You answered. You honestly didn't feel like getting Hot Rod into this. No, you absolutely didn't want Hot Rod to be forced to carry giant germs around. 

"Okay, what are you drawing." Jayka didn't even say that in a questioning voice. She just snatched your sketchbook and went through the pages. In that sketchbook, you drew your cybertronian friends. You'd draw then how you would imagine them as humans, their altmode, and really anything that filled the pages with your robot friends. This sketchbook is basically all about them.

"Oooh (Y/N), he's a cutey! And that one is hot as hell." Jayka said pointing at both Bumblebee and Optimus as humans.
You don't know how old they'd be as humans, so you drew then as young adults.

"Oh Oh I want to see!" The other 'friend' Senela said as she grabbed the sketch book.

"Man! I'd totally want him to put a child in me!" Senela said as she pointed at the human Hot Rod. All of this was making you laugh inside. They had no clue that they are meant to be the cybertronians people have been hating on. 

"Just let us have a freaking ride in that lamburgeni already!" Jayka interuppted your thinking.

You might be wondering, how in the world did you meet these people? Well, it was just a normal day and went out to the city. Hot Rod wanted to spend time with you so he insisted to take you somewhere. But as he parked so you could grab some food at a fast food restaurant, a group of girls were standing by. They walked towards you and started complementing the car. Sitting on the hood of Hot Rod growing tired, they wouldn't shut their mouths. A little later, some guys passed by and those girls  dared to touch you and push you away. They started acting all 'sexy' and touching poor Hot Rod all over. He grew very tired and disturbed. That's how to met them. Wow, right?

But the other thing that they did was pull you away from Hot Rod.. They'd be all over you 24/7 talking about rides non-stop. Leaving Hot all alone without you being around like you'd always be. Now that broke your heart.

You've had enough.

"No Jayka! I won't give you any rides! I'm tired of you all using me to get yourself some attention." You snapped at them.

"Exuse me?" They all said in unison.

"You heard me! Get your dirty lil' butts away from here!" You retorted slamming your hands on the table.

"Ugh whatever. Finally leaving this junk yard." Jayka muttered.

"Oh? And remember how you said how much you hated those 'oversized metal humans' as you called them? Hot Rod!" You  barked signalling Hot Rod to come.

The rev of the Lamborghini made the three to stop and watch. As metal against metal twisted and built up as he transformered, they dropped their drinks all over themselves.

"I'd call you a douchebaguette, but that really insults baguettes" Hot Rod spitted out. That left the three to scream and run away.
(Om he be copying WhirlyBird) 

"Thanks Hot Rod, I'm really sorry for not doing anything earlier, allow me to do something to repay for your suffering" You apologized touching his pede.

"Nah, its okay chérie. But I would definitely love a wash" He exclaimed as he held out his servos in a disgusted manner.

He deserves it.