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• He's a really good "dad." Like, he loves Fink to
D E A T H and he would buy her A L L the ice cream.• He frickin' loves wine. He's not necessary an alcoholic, but you'll see him sippin' from daddy's sippy cup fairly often. Also, he doesn't get drunk easily though, which is probably good for him.
• His guilty pleasure?
S C R A P B O O K I N G• Will take Fink to Chuck E. Cheese's. He doesn't like it, but he do it for her™
• He's never late to anything. Ever. Business meeting? There's Venomous, 20 minutes early. Boxman needs him to pick up KFC? NYOOM. HE'S AT THE FUCKING DOOR.
• He may be a villain, but he's really fuckin' chill, and drinks are always on him.
• He's gonna wear a suit to everything he attends. He classy as hell.
• He's k i n k y - need I say more?
• He can fall asleep fairly quickly, but that doesn't mean he gets bored quickly; in fact, it's quite the opposite!
• WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HE WORE GLASSES AS A KID >_>
• He gets cold easily, so catch this guy on the couch with a snuggie covered in some random football team print - lol, jk, he doesn't like sports. But he does have a snuggie; it actually has emojis on it. Dissss guyyyy -
• He's never smoked in his life. But one time he vaped. Shit, I'm telling his mom!
• He can fucking collapse on the couch after a long day. He doesn't change his clothes or anything.
• Favorite foods: pasta with extra freshy peppa 👌, any Italian food, the McDonald's drive thru, Chuck E. Cheese pizza; it's not his favorite, but, he's learned to... Tolerate it...
• Favorite color: black, duh.
• Ideal weekend: Luckily he doesn't work often on weekends; unluckily, Fink nags him to take her places, which he almost always gives in to her demands. Sometimes he takes her to the park, the arcade, or the ice cream parlor. He admittedly has a lot of fun while doing these things, but he wishes he could get a little time to himself sometimes. When he finally does manage to get some time alone, he uses most of it by taking a long, hot shower. Afterwards, he's in bed, snoring within 6.2 seconds. Wait, you're wearing your robe, Venomous- Have some self-respect, dude-
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