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So imma do a bunch of shorts

GARDENERS:
Stan: if I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together
Bill: awe
Richie: if I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe
Eddie: Umm... thanks

CHANGES:
Eddie: *looks thru fridge for milk*
Eddie: RiChiE WHERE IS THE MILK?!
Richie: *from shower* don't know
Eddie: RiChArD, what have I told you about drinking milk in the shower
Richie: St0p TrYiNg To ChAnGe mE!

PARENTS:
Richie: Hey Eds, why don't you have a boyfriend?
Eddie: I have strict parents, why don't you?
Richie: Because you have strict parents

REMEMBER:
Richie: Stan, remember that time you dared me to make out with Eddie.
Stan: No, I remember you saying 'Hey, dare me to make out with Eddie?' and I said no, and you yelled 'DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!' and then making put with Eddie

PRACTICE:
Beverly: Alright what did we practice you would say to Eddie
Richie: 'will you go out with me?'
Beverly: And what did you say
Richie: I accidently told him to suck my dick
Beverly: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTLY TELL SOMEONE TO SUCK YOUR DICK?!
Richie: I PANICKED!

Okay hoes hope you enjoyed thx sm, real update soon, love yall gn

- TEE TREE OUT -

❇Cheers!❇

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