Not a Hero but a Merc (Deadpool Male Reader X BNHA Vol. 1) [Completed]

Chapter 25: It's Important for the sake of Plot!

(Y/N)'s POV

I yawned a bit as I walked through the hallway of my school. Well, I thought exactly that I'm gonna escape the clutches of angry women but I was wrong. I got my ass drag home by a Nemura and forced me to go sleep with her in my bed again...well, not sexual intercourse happen but still she sleeps nude in her undergarment. To make it worse, Akeno decides that it wasn't unfair for me to sleep with another woman...and so she join in and sleeps with me in her undergarment as well...

Well, you should've seen this happen actually. You are a harem protagonist.

He's right you know.

Are you both agreeing with each other? Am I actually death by now?

We were stating the obvious.

"Whatever..." I put my hand in frustration as I stand in front of the door. "I can't believe that we only got one day off..."

Be glad that you got a date chapter with Kyouka.

"Well...you're right..."

I'm still frustrated that we still didn't get our lemon chapter.

"Stop complaining about it already...maybe we got that kind of chapter in this arc..." I put my hand on the handle and slides it upon. My classmates stops talking as some of them was shocked to see me standing in front of the door while others already knew about my power. "What's with the awkward silence?"

"EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"

"You're alive?!" Sero shouted in fear as I made my way in front of the class. "B-B-But-"

"How is this possible?" Mineta shrieked out loud as he hid under the table like a cowards...how he got inside Hero Course again is far beyond my expectation. "I thought I was hallucinating about you! It's a ghost I tell you! A ghost!"

"No Mineta, this is a zombie!" Its Denki turns to shout. "He tried to turn me into one after our fight!"

Everyone kept on debating whether or not I'm a living dead as I sighed in frustration and pull out my handgun and shoot it in the air, silencing them from any further theories or conversation involving me.

"Are you done?" I casually asked before blowing the smokes that comes out from the nozzle. "Like seriously, not one second in my room and people already think that I'm sort of headless talking zombie."

"(Y/N)-san, I think you should tell them about your Quirk." Momo pointed out with a sweat dropped on her head.

Are we going to do what I think we gonna do?

I can't believe we're doing this...I hope they have puke bag or something...

"I hope you guys have guts to look..." I nodded at her suggestion before pulled out a knife and put it on my head. Everyone become tensed as they saw my action. "Goodbye cruel world!"

"(L/N) DON'T DO IT! IT ISN'T WORTH IT!" Iida shouted from his sit, trying to stop me with his word.

I plunged the knife through my head before falling down to the ground, acting like a dead body. Some of began to screams in shock as they looked at me, horrified that I just stabbed myself with my own knife.

"Oh stop playing fool already, (Y/N)..." Kyouka responded in a laidback attitude. "Your acting skills is just poor as Bella in Twilight."

"OUCH! Need ice for that burn, (L/N)?!" Kirishima chuckled at me as the other baffled by their attitude.