Not a Hero but a Merc (Deadpool Male Reader X BNHA Vol. 1) [Completed]

Chapter 31: Fuck Francis and KILL HIM - Part 3

(Y/N)'s POV

Okay, let me recap what happen last time if you guys forget. I dragged couple of people from my school and a rookie hero into this fight to death with the fucker named Francis. If any of the readers out there name is Francis, suck to be you. Next, my family has been held captive by that fucker. Currently I'm fighting my brainwashed brother Karma and my clone and technically my son, Clonepool. Izuku almost got kill and Web-head from another universe shows out from out of nowhere....Caught up? Cool...Now back to this weird thing we call crossover.

I'm really confused right now, how the fuck there's two male insert in one story? Like who's crazy idea to do this shit right here?!

The author of this story with a Lunatic as his name?

Yeah he's crazy.

"Well, Spidey...whoever you are that is." I called out at the man as I stretch a bit, hearing a satisfying pop. "But I do remember that this is my story."

"Sorry to barge in, Deadpool." Spidey slowly got down with his web upside down. "It's not like I really want to be suck in by random portal out of nowhere."

"Yeah, it's like being forced to go infinitely stuck in the space while a song playing in the background after you fall or jumped like idiot."

"Shooting Stars memes?"

"That's the one!" I chimed in before dodging a sword slash by bending my body Matrix Style. Spidey got off his web and kicked the villain which is the pirate mercenary. I properly readied myself with my katana as I looked at him.

"Wait, Deathstroke?!" Spidey pointed at the villain as Deathstroke whipped the dust of his shoulder as he stood up. "How the heck he get here?"

"You have Deathstroke in your own universe?"

"Yeah...Batman is my uncle-"

"Wait!" I held out my hand, stopping two of the villain from their position as I looked back at the Web Slinger. "How the fuck...you have Batman as an uncle? All I got is a hobo version of him."

"Who?" Spidey questioned, confused at my wording.

"Aizawa."

"Man, you're different than Uncle Wade."

"You have no fucking idea..."

"Can you guys stop talking and start fucking each other up?!" Bakugou shouted in pain as stood up from the ground. "Or I finished them up by myself!"

"Go away minesweeper!" I shouted at the ash-blonde boy as I looked back at those guy. "Now, where we? Oh right! Background Music, hit it!"

We both rushed at the villains as they do the same, like those Civil War movie where two lover fight because of the same love-

Are you mocking at the fact that people ship Captain America and Iron Man?

Actually, it's love triangle between Steve, Bucky and Tony.

Yeah! Like seriously, make out already. Now where was I, oh right! I goes for a vertical slash towards Deathstroke which he parried it with his own weapon while Clonepool phased in front Spidey which slide under him. And then-

*SNIKT!*

A wolverine-like claw from his hand and shoved it into his back. Clonepool phased behind him which he immediately guarded the sword-claws with his own claws. I pushed Deathstroke off as I jumped and spun around the air before giving a kick the chest. I looked at Spidey before gasping.