*Michaels POV*
Dearest Tumblr Creator(s),
First off I would like to congratulate you on ruining so many bright futures. I mean, how'd you do it? Seriously, I'd like to know. Give me a call. But that is besides the point, well sort of. How rude am I? I didn't introduce myself! Pardon me, Mrs, Ms, or Mr. Tumblr, I am Michael Clifford, why is that important you may ask? I'm about to increase your fucking paycheck. Pardon my French, but you'll thank me later. I run a blog named CliffordUrie, Panic! At the disco specialist. Pretty big fan base if you'd like to know, not as big as the one and only (and extremely hot) Calum Hood.
Why am I mailing you this oh so wonderfully written letter you may ask? Here's why.
YouTube, you know, the site where idiots make videos making themselves look like....well idiots? Yeah, that's the one. They've got conventions, Vidcon, Playlist live, digitour, And Summer In the city. (Along with other ones I fail to remember because I could really care less)
But you know what site doesn't have a convention, one that really needs one? You guessed it fellow human being, Tumblr.
How will we get this started? Calum, I know you know this boy, I don't even need to tell you the name of his blog, the #1 blogger on your fantastic, ultra amazing, super awesome to the power of bazillion, website. ( No!? I'm totally not sucking up to you! Why would you think that?)
So you know what to do now, spread the word, post Ads on every Fricking site known to man. (is fricking a bad word? If so, I'm not really sorry, I lied the last time)
Oh, and you're quite welcome for this perfect idea. Host it in Brisbane, give OZ some pride. Give me a call when you have this settled, along with 2, and only 2 plane tickets, do that and BAM! There you go, two rugged hosts at your service.
P.S want live entertainment? I've got ya hooked.
Yours truly,
Michael (I'm not putting my middle name here) Clifford.
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That was the fanciest letter I have ever written, I give myself a pat on the back.
Point one Michael.
I place my letter carefully inside my mail box. I kiss it good bye and wish it a safe trip.
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Okay yeah I know short BUUUUUTTT I may put the next one in Michaels POV too since this was just a letter, but shit is going down okay? Okay
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionMeet Calum Hood: Tumblr famous, gay bassist. He knows everyone and everything to know about the Internet. He likes to make short little covers on YouTube in black and white on his lap top, and he's quite proud of his 15 thousand subscribers. But he...
