Friends↬Luwoo [DISCONTINUED]

☯/Not That Innocent After All

Lucas

It was a nice August afternoon. The sun shining....the birds chirping.....the wind blowing quietly.....and Taeyong screaming like a fucking idiot.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THE RED SOCKS WITH THE WHITE T-SHIRTS YOU FUCKING MORON!! NOW MY PRECIOUS BABIES ARE PINKER THAN FREAKING BARBIE!!!" he yelled from the laundry room. I can already imagine him sitting besides the washing machines, mourning over his PrECioUS t-shirts.

"Woah no need to be so moody Taebreze, I didn't do it on purpose" I rolled my eyes carelessly since he couldn't see me anyway.

Some seconds later, my eyes spotted an angry Taeyong rushing in my room with a frying pan on his hands. My eyes widened when I felt a wave of pain rush through my head.

"Ouch! What the fuck dude!?" I scoffed.

"That's for calling me Taebreze and for insulting my love for febreze, just because I'm being a responcible and clean man, unlike yOU-" I cut him off, not wanting to hear him ranting even more.

"Yeah yeah whatever you say. The real question is, wHERE DID YOU GET THAT DAMN FRYING PAN FROM IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK!?!!?!?" I snapped at him, not mentioning my non-existant cooking skills.

He rolled his eyes and then sat on the couch nervously.

"I-I got it from K-Kun you-"

"bAKA!" I cut him off, imitating a girly voice. "Damn dude, I knew you were a weeb but the fact that you are slowly transforming into a stuttering anime girl is even funnier" I said while laughing.

He then stood up again, his face red from anger.

"First of all, i'M NOT A FUCKING WEEABOO THOSE BITCHES ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN AND SECOND OF ALL, I AM DEFINITELY NOT TRANSFORMING INTO A STUTTERING ANIME GIRL WHO HAS A CRUSH ON HER SeNpAI OR SOMETHING. I AM HER SENPAI!!!!!!" He said, emphasizing the word "am"

".......Taeyong everyone knows you're gay for Jaehyun." A voice mumbled.

We both turned around and saw Donghyuck with a bag of chips in his hands.

"Ok that's actually true" We heard another voice coming behind Donghyuck. I'm pretty sure it's Chenle.

"Well hello to you too, asswipes" Taeyong said while rolling his eyes for the nth time.

"We're going to watch a movie. Wanna tag along?" Chenle said with an INnoCenT smile on his face. Damn they're definitely planning something aren't they?

"Which movie are you watching rascals?"I said with a suspicious look on my face.

"Fifty Shades Of Grey" Donghyuck said like it was nothing.

Ugh I knew it.

I turned to see Taeyong's reaction and he looked paler than Michael Jackson....and he's dead....

His face suddenly went from white to red.

Well...they're fucked.

"IF YOUR VIRGIN EYES DARE WATCH ONE SECOND OF THAT STRAIGHT CRAP THEN IM DISOWNING YOUR ASSES"

"Now that's the gay Taeyong that he all know and hate"Donghyuck said with a smug look on his face, pissing Taeyong off even more.