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Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?

A: Bless you! 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----lettuce----lettuce who?

A: Lettuce in and you'll find out! 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Hawaii----Hawaii who?

A: I'm fine, Hawaii you? 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Orange----Orange who?

A: Orange you even going to open the door! 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Gray Z----Gray Z who?

A: Gray Z mixed up kid. 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Who----Who Who?

A: Is there an owl in there? 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Anita----Anita who?

A: Anita to borrow a pencil. 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Woo----Woo who?

A: Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Figs----Figs who?

A: Figs the doorbell, it's broken! 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Alice----Alice who?

A: Alice fair in love and war. 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Annie----Annie Who?

A: Annie thing you can do, I can do better. 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Yukon----Yukon who?

A: Yukon say that again! 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Boo----Boo Who?

A: Well you don't have to cry about it. 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Theodore----Theodore who?

A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open! 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Cher----Cher who?

A: Cher would be nice if you opened the door! 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Amos----Amos who?

A: A mosquito bit me! 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Police----Police Who?

A: Police let us in, it's cold out here! 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's ----Amarillo----Amarillo who?

A: Amarillo nice guy.

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