Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!
Q: Can you spell rotted with two letters?
A: DK (decay)
Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
A: One! After that it's not empty.
Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!
Q: Does your shirt have holes in it?
A: No, then how did you put it on?
Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!
Q: When does a cart come before a horse?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge!
Q: What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?
A: A clock!
Q: Where does success come before work?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: What breaks when you say it?
A: Silence!
Q: How many peas are there in a pint?
A: There is one 'P' in a 'pint'.
