Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter V!
Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters?
A: Bookkeeper
Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A: A penny!
Q: The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that?
A: There are 2 T's in THAT!
Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age!
Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A: A hole!
