My sisters and I sat in the living room, Veronica was reading some science catalog, Paige was playing with some voodoo doll that looked like me
(I'm not fucking kidding you. she was stabbing it with a needle in the arms and legs and stuck tons of needles in the heart. I was scared)
And I was watching naruto in the floor. I was watching the chunin exams with kiba vs naruto.
"Yeah! kick his ass kiba!" I said as I munched on popcorn. I loved both of the people fighting.
hell I loved all of the naruto characters, except for orochimaru... ugh
But it looked like kiba was going to win.
That was until naruto...farted...
I stared at the TV screen and laughed as kiba suffered and lost the fight. I was rolling in the floor because that scene was so unexpected and funny I couldn't help it.
"He-he won by farting! that was the best episode ever!!" I said as Veronica shook her head and returned to her book.
"Hey girls, guess what I'm bringing home?" Richie said as we turned our attention to Richie who was leaning up against the kitchen door with a smug smile on his face.
"Oh please tell me you didn't bring home another child. richie you know that's kidnapping!" I said as he glared at me and shook his head.
"Nope it's not a kid. and I've never kidnapped anyone!" he said as I shrugged
"Whatever you say.." I said as he shook his head again with a frown.
"I bought us plane tickets to take us to Vegas on August 15th!" he said as I cheered.
"Wait. why?" Veronica questioned
"Well, you girls have been through so much stuff with alaskas cancer and you two having to go through shots every few weeks to prevent you guys from getting cancer. and August is the very first month Alaska will finish her shots after the surgery and I thought we could use a break." He said as I smiled and cheered
"Yay! we get to see Richie's kind!" I yelled as all eyes were on me.
"What? Richies a hooker, there's hookers in vegas. I just put two and two together." I said as the girls laughed and Richie glared at me.
"I'm not a hooker Alaska!"
"Whatever you say..."
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Family stories
Humorthis is stories about me and my brother and sisters. we are how my brother calls it ''the human version of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.'' because of our personalities and each of us are like one of the characters. the leader, the smart one, the...
