Speed Racer Vs Speeder Racer: Mac5 Showdown

Speed Raver Vs. Speeder Racer: The Ultimint Showdown

A/N: I ned 2 get other writing block thingy, sew I can proof that I stil live, sew I decideed to mack a one-shot off sumthin difrent 2 get myself in shape. I was reding sum TV Tropes, ans fond the Speed Racer paige, and decided Wynaut(GEDDIT!). I decied 2 dew the evil doubleganger plot, sins tat is prat of the finale of Dahlia Hawthrone Escaps Pirson, sew I can use tis as practice.

Speed Racer was siting in his bedroom, searching the internet on his typewriter, sins it was the 60s, and computers hadn't ben invented yet. The typewriter went "DING!" ans he pushed it, but accidently pressed a link will dong so. It sad there was a knew race in town, sew he jumped owt off his chair, and ruined 2 his garage, were he had the Mac5, evan thou computers still weren't invented, butt tis was a car, sew tat din't matter.

At the racing place, their were a lot off cars, ans Speed Racer joined. There where lots of grate duds racing at the race, such as Speed Racer's brother, Racer X, who was Speed Racer's brother, but he din't no tat Racer X was his brother. Their was oslo Damien Hurst, who was a famous F1 driver in Britain, ten their was oslo Dick Dastardly, who is form Wacky Races, witch is the gratest racing show ever made. Mario wood have ben their, but tis was the 60s, sew he codn't be there. There where oslo a lot off otter duds, but I don't haf tim 2 list tem al, sew I'll mention tem in teh race if tey do anythin impotent in the race.

Butt ten, a car tat locked lick the Mac5 appeared, ans their was a dud tat looked lick Speed Racer in it. He smirked at Speed Racer, "Hi, I'm Speeder Racer, with tis Mac6. It's faster ten the Mac5, and I'm a better driver ten u. I wil defeat in tis race, ten I wil win the money, and buy ur Mac5, sew I can destory it 2 make the Mac6 evan better, and u wil nether be able 2 race again!" he eviled. Speed Racer was quit anger at tis smug prick, ans prepared 2 beet him by any meens tat he cod have needed in order to win.

The race annoncing dud ten shooted "3, 2, 1, GO!" and ten they went. Dick Dastardly taked the leed at the begining off the race, and ten put don an oil slick, witch blowed up sum off the jineric racers, and he laffed. Speed Racer was 2 smart thou, and drived at the oil slick sew it went under the car, and codn't reech his wheels. Butt ten Speeder Racer cummed, and he mad his Mac6 car jump other the Mac5, leeving Speed Racer confused. Ten Damon Hurst drived 2 the side off the oil slick, sins he had F1 car, and it was thin enuf 2 dew tat. Racer X drived at the midle off the oil slick just like Speed Racer did, and used the slipsteam 2 keep up wif him.

Tey soon leeved the oil slick, and begined 2 chase after Speeder Racer, who was getting redy 2 fit with Dick Dastardly. Dick Dastardly laffed at tis, butt lost attention, and crashed in2 a billboard. Speeder Racer taked the lead, ans the otters passed by the billboard, as Dick Dastardly angered, "Curses, foiled again!"

Meenwil, Speed Racer cached up to Speeder Racer, and ramed him, "Hey, watch were ur putting tat car, u f-cking psycho!" shooted Speeder Racer, butt Speed Racer ramed him agan, and smashed hem in2 a wall. Speeder Racer screamed, "I'll b back, Speed Racer, if it's the last thing I do!" and Speed Racer smarted, "It will be!" and Racer X and Damin First(GEDDIT!) lolled at how clever Speed Raver was.

Juts ten, Racer X's car went in2 the air, sins Dick Dastardly had returned, and used the pointy thing on his car to springboard Racer X lick in the 1st Wacky Races espiode. Butt ten Racer X boosted in air, and landed on top of Dick Dastardly's car, and bounced in2 the lead.

Ten a car mad off ice soddenly drived on, and it was Pingu. (A/N: I don't no wen tat show started. I herd sumthin abot it been the 90s in Japan, butt it mite haf started in the 60s in Antarctica, ten it took a long tim 2 get it started in Japan sins Japan is sew far away form Japan.) He went "Noot noot", and ten throwed ice at Daimen HHist, and it landed in his engin, witch ten turned the ice in2 water, and it diluted the fuel, sew he slowed down.