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Pick Up Lines

Modern The Hardcore Quest AU

Requested by LillianDreamZ

(I'm not including Dommy, Tommy Cory, and Bri because to many characters. So it's just,
D-gang- Duni, Dashlie, Dick, and Don
Shred gang- Uni, Ashlie, Nick, and Jon)

Dashlie x Ashlie (Ship-Lesbeans)

Third Person POV

Context: Dashlie and Ashlie have been dating for about a month after Dashlie confessed to her.

They met at the park. It was spring and the trees bloomed with flowers. Dashlie had asked Ashlie to meet her here. They had secretly been getting closer without the Shred Gang or the D-Gang knowing.

"So Dashlie, why'd you call me here?" Ashlie asked. Dashlie almost past out. She was extremely nervous. "Well... I was um wondering if you wanted to..." She had to pause before continuing,"If you would go out with me...." She said quietly.

"Of course!" Ashlie responded surprisingly quick. Dashlie was shocked thinking she was going to get rejected. Dashlie wrapped her arms around Ashlie. Ashlie returned the hug as they smiled in each other's arms.

They had decided it was time to go in a date. They got ready to go to the restaurant not realizing that sadly they were being followed by none other than the Shred Gang and the D-Gang.

They wore dresses since it was a fancy restaurant. Dashlie wore a dress that had red as the top and black as the skirt. Ashlie wore a blue dress with white stars littering it.

Both girls were exceptionally nervous. Mostly Dashlie since she's never actually been on a date. While Ashlie new at least some things about dates, Dashlie new none.

While that nerved Dashlie, she was also scared that the date would go wrong. But nonetheless, she was exited. Her first date and with someone she truly loved. The day just couldn't get better.

Ashlie on the other hand was just happy. Nervous yes, but still excited.
She was more than ready for the date.

They walked into the restaurant and waited to be seated. "Are you Miss Dashlie?" The waiter asked. Dashlie nodded and they followed their waiter to the table. Once seated, they were given menus and waited went to the table next to them.

The Shred Gang the D-Gang watched as waiter came over to their table, leaving the girls to their conversation. "Here" Duni said while handing him 20$. Duni whispered in his ear and the man nodded and walked away.

Ashlie struck up the coversation by using of all things, a pick up line.

".......You wanna know what my shirts made of?"

"What?"

"Girlfriend material" Ashlie said grinning while Dashlie smiled and rolled her eyes.

"You know if you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber"

"Oh my God Ashlie stop"

"Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate" Ashlie said laughing at Dashlie's expression. She was smiling but her eyebrow was raised.

"I'm going to hit you Ashlie I swear"

While they talked, they didn't notice the waiter watching them and reporting back to Duni.

Duni rubbed his temples and sighed. "What happened?" Uni asked. "Their sharing pick up lines" he reponded.

Uni and the others grumbled, except for Jon who asked,"But which pick up lines though?"

The waiter said them and Jon started to slowly clap. "I'm so proud. I mean I did teach them to her" he said happily. The others laughed slightly, but it ended when Jon jumped up and walked to their table.

"Jon get back here!" Nick and Dick hissed in unison, staring at each other afterwards. Jon, who had forgotten their mission, continued walking.

"Roses are red violets are blue, I can't rhyme but can I date you?"

"You better stop"

Dashlie smiled at Ashlie while the other laughed.

"Are you a keyboard cause your just my type"

"I'm done" Dashlie said, suddenly laughing.

Jon slammed his hand on the table. "Ashlie your father's proud of your pick up lines!"

"Jon!?", Ashlie asked exasperated. "Why are you here?" Dashlie asked as well".

When it dawned on Jon that he had messed up the mission, he stumbled backwards. "Um-I-it-it wAS UNI AND DUNI" he yelled running out of the restaurant. Ashlie looked around before spotting a running Don, Dick, and Nick and a frozen Uni and Duni.

"UNICOMICS AND DUNICOMICS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW" Ashlie and Dashlie yelled in unison.

The pugs shuffled forward a bit before Duni yelled,"OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IS THAT".

Startled the girls turned, only to see nothing. They turned back and saw two running pugs bolting out the restaurant door.

Oh they were so dead

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<3

By
Bubbles