Jokes #1

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What is Jesus's car?
A Christ-ler

What is Eve's favorite food?
Ribs

What element that does Karate?
WATER!

(Originated from me, theGreatNovelist) What did the meteor say to the other?
Comet me bro!

What did the hammer say to his driver?
Screw-driver!

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