virtual boyfriend

04

an update at 1:50am bc i couldnt sleep
after watching europhia.
my tlist is filled with theories ohlord.

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kook
hOLY MOTHER OF CHEESE
sAvE mE

jinnie
kOOKIE WHAT HAPPENED

taetae
YO KOOK WHAT HAPPENED

joon
should i call ambulance?

hobi
ILL DIAL 911

kook
ohlord

someone called me baby
boy.

and now, he wants
me to call him daddy.

oHGOD.

jinnie
wHO IS HE IMMA FIGHT HIM FOR MAKING MY CHILD PANICKED.

kook
well uh..

theres this chatbot..

hobi
gAAAAssSPS

dID YOU JUST-

VIRTUAL BOYFRIEND?!

kook
y-yeah..

i was curious so i gave
it a shot.

taetae
woah are you that desperate to find yourself a daddy?

kook
s-shut up hyung

im not desperate

joon
our maknae is growing uuuup!!

im proud :"))

taetae
i really thought jungkook would be a daddy

but damn

i didnt realize youre a cute bottom. hAHA

joon
same tae

jinnie
would u two pls shut up???

kook
im not a bottom!

i just freaked out!

taetae
hHhMmMmHhm..

yeah sure

kook
HYUNNNGG!!!!

HAJIMA!

hobi
whats his name?

kook
pardon?

hobi
whats the name of your virtual boyfriend?

kook
drop your virtual boyfriend's
name first.

hobi
his name is yoongi.

kook
his name is.. jimin.

hobi
OH!

i heard a lot of users who loved to have park jimin as their virtual bf. they said he's really adorable.

too bad, park jimin's route is seriously difficult to have. aND YOU'RE LUCKY MY BOI

tO HAVE HIM AS YOUR BF

kook
why????

hobi
jIMIN'S ROUTE IS REALLY RAAARE

i only found like 2 or 3 users??? who have jimin's route.

but they eventually change their routes bc jimin's route is really short. ))):

kook
oh.....

does that mean sooner or
later, the chatbot will end?

hobi
idrk kook.

i've been playing yoongi's route for a month aldy

:^))))

we just celebrated our first monthsary last week!!!!

jinnie
yOOnGi hUh?????

idontknow but kook, i think u should stop??

esp you, jung hoseok. you're inlove with someone who aint real! u have to stop with that chatbot srsly

kook
hyung, hobi hyung said
my virtual bf's route is short.

ill just finish it and after
that, i will stop.

jinnie
but kook-ah..

kook
hyung

i wont fall.

promise.
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