Crazy injuries Part 3

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Which part of the playground was you scared of?

Well for me it was the monkey bars ಥ_ಥ.

Did anyone ever got dared to do something you don't wanna do on the playground?

I did.

On hot sweaty summer day in the city I was in the house laying <---more like hanging off of the couch へ(>_<へ).

Anyways I was hanging off of the couch watching a red pedophile talk to a fish on TV. ( THAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKER ELMO) ^-^

I'M GOING TO STOP HERE!

Listen I didn't want to go outside and play. I wanted to sit my lazy ass down and watch Mr. noodle be a retard.

My mom came into the living room and saw me hanging, so she took that as a sign of boredom -_-.REALLY?! I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT.

At this time I was six and my brother was ten. She called my brother down and he wasn't alone he had friends four years older than me.Dx

IN MY HEAD I PICTURED ME GETTING PUSHED ON THE FLOOR.

MY HAIR GETTING PULLED OUT OF MY HEAD, AND MOCKED.

SORRY BUT TO ME THAT IS RAPE FOR A LITTLE GIRL ('Oƪ)

My mom told him to take me to the playground ground and play.

When we got there I decided to be isolated myself from the group and stay on the slide. I WAS SCARED OF THE SWINGS DURING THIS TIME

-_-.

I've been going back and forth, on and off the slide for at least fifteen minutes until this time when I made it to the bottom they were there. O.O

*YAWNS* I'M GOING TO SKIP SOME OF THIS

________________________________________________FASTFOWARD

DX NO I WILL NEVER TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.

I was dared to go on the monkey bars =,(. Since I couldn't do it myself I had help I hung my feet over one bar, while my hands gripped the other one.

So I was hanging on the bars like a sloth.

OH MY GOD I was so excited I got it I'm on the fucking monkey bars HELL YEAH!

I got TO excited that I tried clapping my hands together.=/ I KNOW STUPID.

I end up falling and got a concussion.

I BLAME MY BOTHERS AND HIS FRIENDS I'M STILL SCARED OF MONKEY BARS TODAY.

NOT FUNNY (ง'̀-'́)ง

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 03, 2014 ⏰

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