Gotta Love Life

Beatiful world

Somewhere in a beautiful place filled with joy and terror lived delightful children, hard working towns men, drug dealers, corner hoe's, and dick punching fags. I was once apart of that amazing society until one fag punched the wrong guy in the dick, thats right he punched my old man in the dick....twice.... It wasn't a very pleasant sight to see the old fart grab his tennis balls in such a way. I think the most Unforgettable part was when he looked me in my eyes and said "...my dick....I can't find it...." Poor guy I always knew he never use it again but this time it was literal. He was hospitalized for 1 month and 15 days not counting the weekends, you think that be the last time he step outside unguarded but of course he didn't which led to the second dick punching which knocked him unconscious for 6 days. At first I looked at him with pity then it quickly transferred to stupidity. The dumb ass should have known it wasn't safe out there the first time. Welp this time he was hospitalized for 2 months and a couple days with a cast around his snake, that thing is pretty much destroyed I don't understand why the doctor just didn't cut it off. Its basically decoration....correction its barely decoration. When the old man came home he told me we were moving, if getting socked in the dick all it took to leave this shit hoe, I would have done it months ago. Oh btw in case your wondering whats my name its "none of your damn business".
"CORY HURRY THE FUCK UP!"
ugh, I hate him but moving on, it took several weeks to find a new house so when we did we left immediately. I will never forget the angry bums chasing after us yelling "you owe us money!", oh so heart warming. It almost brings a tear to my eye thinking about it. The majestic sounds of thunder and loud gun shots, the smell of flowers and shit, ah yes these are memories I'll truly never forget these....these....interesting memories.
We drove for hours, stopping at different rest stops full of bathrooms with gloryholes, geez I think I went into the wrong side either that or that bathroom was bi. Ion know why but my dad seemed disappointed when he came out the bathroom but now that I think about it there was only two portapodies outside the stor.... Anyway the trip was hell but within a couple days we were there and the sun was shinning off the house giving off a yellow aura really making it shine. It was bigger than average, had 3 bedrooms for some reason, a small kitchen, but 2 bathrooms with a shower in each, and finally a shadowy goblin looking creature looking out the windo....wait WTF IS THAT!
I ran into the house and up the stairs into the room to catch the little shit but instead I find BULLSHIT just straight BULLSHIT! Damn that pissed me off so bad I threw my brand new watch I got on the way here onto the floor and stormed out. Good timing I suppose because my useless dad was finally being useful by going to get some food from Burger Queen while yours truly stretched out on the couch since that's the only thing we have set up. Nothing else to do so I pulled out my phone, got comfortable, turned on incognito mode and played the most relaxing sleeping music I've ever listened to. Why else would I need to go to place where people can't look at my search history. The sounds of kids crying is always so relaxing I just can't help but sleep. I remember having a dream about being a rapper and rapping to the whole state of my home but I couldn't really recall any verses just a few words like demand and change. Sounds lit doesn't it and just from two words! Well it was a nice dream but didn't kill enough time for the food to get here.
*knock knock*
Hm, am I already being robbed? I opened the door and to my surprise it was this girl...nah it was this short ebony chick with curly hair, slim thick body, but tomboy swag with glossy lips and fresh high tops. My mouth said hello but the almighty wanted to make that thunder clap and strike it with lightning. I tried to stay focus so I asked was she looking for something, and her reply was " My mom wanted to help welcome the new neighbors so we're having a welcoming party , will you be able to come?" Oh sure of course I told her with a half smile, before realizing she hadn't looked up from her phone. After my reply she just left which made me aggravated and happy that she was leaving. I never liked the color "pink" before but today it became my favorite color. Not too long after that my ignorant dad finally came back and looked me in my eye and told me he forgot to buy food.... You had one fucking job! Well when food is short I steal some from others, oh wait I'll just go to that dinner thing. With all those people there I should be able to slip in and slip out.
(10 minutes later.)
Ok operation: get food from hot
girl that acts like a bitch: is a go!
*knock knock*
Well here goes nothing.
STRANGE WOMAN: Oh hello!
CODY: Um hi.
STRANGE WOMAN: I never seen you around here before, you must be the new neighbor!
CODY: ... Yup....
STRANGE WOMAN: Oh great! Where's your guardian?
CODY: Uh...sleeping.
STRANGE WOMAN: Aw too bad, well you can still come in, the party is just starting!
CODY: .... Super.
OK I'm in, time to get those... Why the hell is no one else here but us...
STRANGE WOMAN: Well its just us but its all fine we can still get to know each other!
CODY: (Fuck.)
How did I end up having dinner with some hot babe and an overexcited woman in some weird wooden house. I swear it feels just like yesterday my dad was getting beaten in the crouch pouch by another man.... Good times.