"baby, i'm hungry"
"feed yourself"
"i don't know how to cook"
"then learn how to do it"
taehyung walks into the kitchen to make something to eat.
"i should make something for my gf"
he turns on boombayah by blackpink and starts making food
"bLaCkpInK iN yOuR aReA"
he doesn't pay attention and accidentally sets his hair on fire, flour in his eyes, jimin is in the oven and namjoon is stuck in the fridge.
"wHoOpS. hOw aM i sUpPoSeD tO eXpLaIn tHiS tO mU gF?"
"what the fuck happened tae?"
he turns to you and nervously smiles. now there's pieces of his hair scattered on the floor, jimin is burnt to a crisp, namjoon is blue and possibly dead on the ground and the kitchen is now covered in duct tape. taehyung holds out a lighter for you.
"happy birthday?"
this is dumb bye
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Fanfictionimagine taehyung as a stupid boyfriend who doesn't care for his girlfriend for the most part and has a brain of a 5 year old and an iq of a chicken strip. start: 02.04.18 end:
