~Jalbert~

Just The Beginning

Albert's POV
When we got to Jake's house, I was honestly surprised by how nice it was. He carried my old, leather suitcase into my new room.
"And there we go!" Huffed Jake as he set my big ass suitcase next to my bed after walking up a flight of stairs with it.
"Thanks for all the help, dawg." I smiled, giving his arm a little buddy punch. Jake rubbed his arm,
"OW!!!" He yelled dramatically, falling to the floor and actually hurting himself. I burst out laughing, falling onto my ass painfully, but I was too happy to care. Jake, too began to laugh and we lay there, on my new bedroom floor, laughing.

My stomach started to hurt from all the laughing we've been doing and I'm 110% sure Jakeass felt the same. "I hate you, Albitch." Jake said, resting his arm on my man-boob accidentally.
"MY NIPPLES ARE SENSITIVE!" I shouted in a weird voice before tackling him. "I WILL REVENGE MY NIPPLE!!" I continued to shout as Jake and I were rolling around on the floor like high seven year-olds.
I was weak from laughter when Jake pinned my down by thicc chest. It was such an awkward position. I stopped laughing and so did he, and we just stared into each other's eyes. I felt trapped by his unreadable gaze, but at the same time undesirable comfort constantly washed over me. Jake slowly began getting closer to my face until I blinked rapidly, shaking my head slightly. We both sat up and glanced awkwardly at each other. I began to smirk ever so slightly and I went in for a hug.
"I hate you too, Jakeass. I hate you, too."

Tell me if you think I'm doing the chapters too short cause I can do them hella longer if you guys want! :) Also if you don't already know, I'm trying to make these funny so it would be great if you guys could tell me how I'm doing!