~Jalbert~

Lovers?

Jake's POV

Albert hugged me. "I hate you too, Jakeass. I hate you, too."
He lets go of me.
"You smell really bad, dude." I chuckle, fanning my nose with my hand trying to blow the smell away.
"That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!" Gasps Albert, "but I actually haven't taken a shower since Lana kicked me out, so I should get to that."
I nod my head and help him up and watch him make his way towards my bathroom. "Wait, when you get out, do you want to make that video you promised me?" I suggest loud enough for him to hear me.
"Oh Yeah! Okay, I won't spend three hours in the shower like I was planning, then." He responds.
I smile to myself thinking of us making cringe-worthy skits and dumb jokes. While I wait for him to finish up, I go downstairs and turn on some Spongebob.

🐥10-ISH MINUTES LATER🐥

I begin to close my eyes when I hear footsteps behind the couch. I jolt up to see Albert in only a small towel around his waist.
I blush and face palm myself. "Hey uh, do you have any clothes that are big enough for my fat ass I could borrow by any chance ...?" Albert blushed, his big brown eyes sparkling with something I couldn't understand. He did a weird puppy dog face that I couldn't resist.
I laugh and motion my hand for him to follow me.
"Hmm, would this work?" I hold up an old red shirt of mine with some blue jeans that would fit him.
"Yeah, Thanks. I owe you." Albert vowed, making my head go to a rather interesting place, both of us still blushing.
Ding went the imaginary lightbulb above my head, detecting an idea. "Going to prepare our computer setup!" I shouted over my shoulder before running downstairs into the dining room near the bathroom, hiding myself.
I wait patiently, listening for any footsteps or sound that would tell me Albert is approaching. I hear him stomping into the room as I jump out at him, scaring him so bad his towel falls from his waist.  His face turns to a brighter red somehow and he picks his towel up, refusing to look me in the eye.

🐥TIME SKKKKIIIIPPPP🐥

It was turning night and since then, Albert and I only talked to each other to decide to reschedule the video to tomorrow. I was quite upset, I was really looking forward to recording with him but I also agree that we should take a break from each other.
I hear a sudden knock on my bedroom door, clearing the thoughts from my head away for now. I realize with a small jolt that it was Albert. I hopped out of bed and opened the door and I looked at Albert.
"Look..." I started,
"No need, I know what just happened was super awkward, but I live in your house now and sure as hell I'm not going to be avoiding my best friend! So let's say we go downstairs and have a few drinks?"
I look up, confusion fluttering in my eyes as well as happiness. I smile, "Let's go, dawg."
"YEEET! I'll grab some stuff! Maybe some Albertsstuff?" He jokes, putting his arm around me.
We walk downstairs as I make myself comfortable. Shorty after that, he walks into the living room, all the alcohol I had in the house balanced messily in his arms. I jump up from my seat and bound over to him, grabbing as many bottles I could hold from his arms and setting them on the glass coffee table in the middle of my classic living room. Albert cracks two bottles and hands one to me,
"CHEERS, BIG BOY!" He yells, chugging away. I laugh, then join in. We get wasted after the first few gulps.

🐥ONE HOUR LATER🐥

"AND THEN.. AND THEN... HE WAS LIKE, 'yo man dat unkewl' I ENDED UP THROWING MY SHOE AT HIMN" Albert shouts, slurring his words making him even more difficult to understand than he already was. I laugh anyways, then push him down onto the couch. His eyes widen in surprise. "J-Jake...?"
"Remember that thing you owed me?" I smirked, not thinking about what I was doing.
"Oh yeaaaahhhhh" Albert mumbles, thinking about earlier today.
Without anymore words, I kiss Albert right on his lips. He looks at me, then closes his eyes and accepts it.

🐥THE NEXT DAY🐥

I wake up and look around. "Shit..." I mumbled to myself, holding my head in pain as a hangover hooks in hard. Albert wasn't wearing a shirt and neither was I. That's when I look down to see my exposed legs. I start to panic.

Welp, here you go and because I update my book, my sleep schedule gets messed up bad but then again I only had like one hour of sleep if not less the week I published this so it's screwed anyways. Also I hope you guys liked that I did this one a little longer! :-3