AN: Prompt from... you guessed it! Hannah_Madhuri.
I'm pretty sure she came up with this prompt because we were having a ridiculous conversation and we were pretending to be white girls.
Anyways, I hope this isn't offensive... if it is... *shrugs* sorry?
Oh and their names are #1 and #2, just to prevent any confusion there...
And also, I don't care if they would text with a crap load of misspelled words. I am not misspelling words, especially not on purpose.
#1: OMG Did you see Dave and Becky today???
#2: OMG No!!
#1: Becky was like, TOTALLY hitting on him. Like, oh my gosh, I thought he liked me!
#2: Like, I know right? And did you hear about Josh and Kelly making out? And they were, like, in public. Like, jeez, get a room! No one wants to see that!
#1: Yeah, totally. I just can't, like, get over Dave. And Becky? That's so ratchet!
#2: Girl, tell me about it. And I totally had my eyes on Josh! I even put on extra makeup and painted my nails for him. And guess what?
#1: OMG, what?
#2: I tripped today and I fell. AND I LIKE TOTALLY BROKE A NAIL!
#1: Oh my gosh that's so horrible! Like girl, that's the worst feeling in the world.
#2: Yeah, at least I got like, new Ugg boots.
#1: really?
#2: Yeah, totally. I like, posted a picture on Instagram. It's by like that picture of my lunch today.
#1: I'm like totally checking now! Is the other picture by it of your snack?
#2: Yeah, and I hashtagged it too! #mynewuggboots
#1: Yeah, found it! Oh my gosh, those are TOTES adorbs!
#2: I know right?
#1: Oh I like totally forgot, but I was like drinking my Starbucks while wearing my Ugg boots and taking a selfie, like normal. And then I spilled my fricking Starbucks all over my boots!
#2: Oh. My. Gosh. I feel like so bad for you! Like, now how are you going to take a decent selfie? This world is so cruel sometimes.
AN: First world problems, am I right? Let's leave it there at that note of ignorance. Okay, finally done. That was slightly tiring. Make sure to comment with more prompts and I'll try to work on them whenever I can! Thanks guys!
