Hypocrisy (A Rant)

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AN: No one gave me a prompt for this, I was just annoyed. So this happened. After all, expect randomness if you're going to read this. 

Okay. Well. This is going to be the most hypocritical thing ever written. You might be asking yourself why (if you don't know me). But, this is the most hypocritical thing ever written because... (drumroll please) I am the biggest hypocrite ever! Just writing this makes me even more of a hypocrite. But I don't care, I shall write anyways.

So I have this step sister. And boy... Okay I'm going to try not to rant too much in this. Wish me luck. 

Anyways, she leaves clothes EVERYWHERE! Literally, I'll walk into the bathroom, and there will be clothes just lying on the floor. Really? Then I go into the closet. Guess what I will find? If you guessed her clothes, then you're right! If you guessed anything else... A+ for effort. 

Getting to the point now. One day, we were walking back from the gym. The word gym disgusts me by the way, having the "y" right after the "g" is annoying. Plus the word gym implies working out. 

Well I sure am easily distracted. Walking, walking... Oh yeah, she was saying how she was OCD, and if her room is even slightly messy she just wants to "organize everything!!"

And then I agreed with her, saying how I have emotional breakdowns when my room is messy. Which is true, and please don't judge. 

Then she gives me of all people a skeptical look and says, "It's funny how you say you get frustrated with that stuff, and then you leave your clothes everywhere!"

Like. What. The. Fuck. 

What. What. What. What. 

I can't even.

Just.

No.

What the hell. 

Seriously?

Hypocrisy can be annoying, but not all the time. But that, that was annoying. Extremely. I never leave clothes on the floor. Never. Nope. Unless it's at someone else's house. Herher. 

Okay another hypocritical thing that bothers me! 

Teachers! 

So. 

"No eating anything unhealthy!"

"No eating in my class!" 

Teacher: *proceeds to eat a million cookies while also drinking a soda and placing an order for a pizza*.

Make sure you eat healthy kids, and don't eat in class!

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