Ryder's point of view
"Laurel, where the hell are we going?" I asked, knowing full well that I was getting a surprise party, and she and Sara had been selected to draw me away from the apartment.
"Well.. Um.... Ice cream! You like ice cream, right? Of course you like ice cream, what kind of monster doesn't like ice cream?" She paused. "Unless, of course, you don't like ice cream."
I laughed. "Yes, Laurel, I like ice cream. Now let's get some instead of listening to you babble!" I joked. "Where to?"
She grinned, and gestured to her sister Sara in the passenger seat. "Sara's girlfriend, Nyssa, owns this cute little shop on the corner of Main and Stevens! Listen to me when I tell you, it is the best ice cream you will ever eat."
I smiled. "Let's scoot, Cesar."
She groaned. "Ryyyderrrrrr, just because my name is Laurel like laurel wreaths doesn't mean you get to call me Cesar."
Sara sighed, then shuddered. "At least no one calls you 'Sar-bear'. That's worse than Cesar!"
Laurel rolled her eyes. "Oh, please. No one yells 'pizza pizza' when they see you."
Sara grimaced. "Point Laurel. See, this is why you're a lawyer."
I cut in. "As much as I love listening to your sisterly squabbles, I love ice cream even more. Setting the course now on my phone. Laurel, drive. Sara, I've never met Nyssa, but please inform her that if she ever hurts you, I will sever her tiddies from her body."
Sara giggled, then paled, seeing I was serious. Extremely serious. Nobody messes with my girls!
LATER
I ate my vanilla chocolate cookie crumble swirl, with birthday sprinkles, talking with my friends Sara Lance and Laurel Merlyn. As we talked, I watched the clock, the time getting closer and closer to six, when I suspected the party would happen.
A/N
(Extreme arrow spoilers for the foolish humans who don't binge watch and are still on season 1)
Still need a beta. Ok, Arrow fans, I know you recognised the names Sara, Laurel, and Nyssa, but I love the show so oh well. Those names are probably copyrighted so they're not mine! And I know, I know, I said Laurel MERLYN and that probably hurt your little fish souls and I'm sorry but I'm STILL IN DENIAL MY BBY TOMY CANT BE DED HE CAAAAAAAANNTTTTTT......
ok sorry im done now
Peace out, lil fishies
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