HP 1- Bri, Abbie, and All The Mistakes

Introduction

(Really quick, I am LITERALLY just copy and pasting what we wrote in a Google doc. Literally, everything. These names have been changed so ya know they aren't our names lol) (Also, the doc only contained 29 pages of writing, but trust us, the second one is longer ;) )

Dear God,

Please Help me stop the

FANFICTIONS

(This might be disturbing to those who don't understand, so please, grab your books and your non-magical wand, and get the Fudge out)

That night, Harry and Ron sat alone on their beds in the dormitory. Harry, who was in desperate need for sleep after Quidditch practice, sat silently reading a book. He flipped to the next page.

Ron yawned.

"Watcha' reading, Harry?"

Harry looked up and could feel his glasses sliding off. He pushed them back up.

"Oh, just a book about two Muggle girls who go to school called..." He looked back down.

"Minford? Yeah...anyway, these two girls, who are very good friends, spend their days writing stories and stuff...... " He ran his fingers through his hair.

"Apparently about....H-Harry Potter?"

At this, Ron quickly looked up.

"What?!" He stood, yawned, and jerked the book from Harry. He read aloud.

"Brianna Moore, known as Bri, sat next to Abbie in Technology. They both snickered at their screen which had the document labeled, "Your Friend, Dobby". Abbie seemed to be laughing so hard, she was snorting, and Bri was shushing her, still giggling..."

Harry looked hard at Ron, and Ron looked back.

"What's going on here? H-How? What? Who?..." Ron huffed and slammed the book shut.

"I-I don't know either!"

Ron paced back and forth with his hand on his forehead. He looked over at Harry.

"We need to tell Dumbledore.. Right.. Now."

"But," Harry said with a smirk, "You know.."

"Oh Blimey Jesus Christ, Harry.. NO!"

"Come on, we could use the car.." Harry was trying to look sly when he said this.

"Ok, fine. How will we do this though?"

"Just get the car once it's nighttime, we can get under the cloak, then we can "snatch" them."

Ron chuckled nervously.

"H-Harry, are we seriously going through with this? I mean, we've never had girls in the b-boys dormitory.."

"Yeeeaahhh..." Harry walked around, gathering things together.

"But, now we can....all to ourselves...." He laughed.

"You're crazy..But fine..." And with that, he left.

Before Ron had a chance to even  leave, Dobby busts through their window.

Ron shrieked and yelled,

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' DOBBY?" He said in distress.

"Tttt her in the ooooo"

"JESUS CHRIST DOBBY!"

"Well.." Harry began saying like he was agreeing.

"NO HARRY THIS IS JUST KIDNAPPING!"

There was a moment of silence.

"That's still bad-"

"I KNOW"

~~~~~~Later in the night~~~~~~

Ron sighed.

"Why did I do this?" His grip on the wheel tightened.

Silence grew between them as Harry stared happily out the window, watching all the trees pass. Harry giggled.

"Hey, we could take this "situation" to our advantage.. If you know what I mean by that?" Harry winked at him.

"HARRY.." Ron started to say, "A-are you serious?"

(~~~~THE FANFIC HAS BEGUN~~~~)

"Yes! Of course I am! These are probably two hot girls....I mean- Muggles, yes, but PROBABLY HOT!" He clapped his hands.

Ron's ears turned red as he parked the car.

"So.. this is it?"

"Yup," Harry said as he rubbed his fingers through his hair.

Ron turned to Harry.

"We are...really going to do this? Really?"

Harry glared at him.

"I won't say it again....c'mon!" And he jumped out of the car.

Moments later they were walking under the cloak up to the doors. Ron reached through the cloak and tugged on the door.

"It's locked...obviously.." He whispered.

Harry blinked angrily. He pulled his wand out, pointed it at the door, and yelled,

" FREAKING-OPEN-MEH-DER!"