Are we almost done? Chapter 7- 9 Months of DEAR GOD, HALP 😂
(Okay, quick note:
This has seriously gone too far...I mean, we've written things that we both blush and die at the mention. Seriously, we need to take a break or, I don't know, QUIT? Anyway, all I'm saying is that we've turned some little fun into something weird but hilarious. Keep going, and we might just kill ourselves JK)
I sighed. I laid my head back on the wall and forced a second sigh. I was not enjoying myself today. Classes sucked, not to mention I was dying through the entire thing, and today just sucked in general. (GIRL I AM CURRENTLY SITTING AT COMIC CON, IT FEELS WEIRD TO READ HP HERE, I FEEL VIOLATED) (June 2nd I think)
(Okay I've made my decision..this may or may not be the best thing to continue..Like, you know there's good things to continue, like a long lasting relationship or a NORMAL story, but this...god, this... literally gives me nightmares..we should actually consider therapy, and if future Bri reads this, sometime next year, I want you to know and TELL ME, that we were crazy psychopaths... and we still are..but, back to actually making my point, I think I'm going to stop writing this...like, JESUS HOLD MY HANDS AND STOP ME, kind of stop...[praying] please, stop this sin oh please...we're gonna read this next year and actually faint...) - 4:59 PM Thursday, June 9th 2016 (so we'll know....I can hear you laughing already, Bri..)
Oh my god wait, I've got the perfect ending to this tragedy...not a sin..okay maybe a sin...ANYWAY, here, the perfect ending...
After months of horrific stuff, they all find out Abbie wasn't really pregnant, and that in fact she was just sick and it screwed up the test.
But then suddenly, both Bri and Abbie wake up. Their eyes flutter open and they see each other. They sigh happily. They smile and start to get up, when they realize something.
"The ceiling...it's white..." Abbie mumbled and shivered.
"Wait what?" Bri looked up and saw it too.
"Wait, where are we??"
Both the girls looked around. They were in a tight space, with two seats in the front.
"A van.."
"What?" Bri said shakily.
"A van! We're in a van!"
Both of them started to freak out as they squirmed around.
Suddenly, the back doors fling open and there stands two men. One with glasses, one with ginger hair. But, they were much older...somewhere in their 20s.
"W-who are you?" Bri asked, still shaking.
The man with the glasses smiled and reached out to her.
"I'm Harry...that's Ron...we're FBI agents...here to help.." They both held up badges, saying their names and stuff.
Abbie stared at them, shaking and slid out of the van with the help of the agents.
"U-uh why-why are w-we he-here?" She stuttered, as she was scared out of her wits.
"Someone kidnapped you girls...claimed they were..heh, "wizards"..God, people are weird.."
Harry said.
Abbie looked at Bri with surprise.
"W-wizards?"
"Yep, sure were crazy ones.."
"Welp, we should get you ladies home..bet your parents are worried sick..c'mon"
They led Abbie and Bri to the cop car and drove them home.
Once Abbie got home, she waved bye to the officers and slowly slid into the house. Her family was sitting at the table, with their eyes closed. Assuming they were praying, she closed the door softly and slid into a seat. "And please, bring our baby girl home...who knows where she is, but please.." Spoke her father.
"Amen" They said in unison.
They all lifted their heads and opened their eyes. Abbie felt a little nervous. Within seconds she was crowed with her big family.
"Oh my god..he's answered our prayers!" Cried the mother.
"Yes, she is back! Thank God I have someone to play video games with.."
Abbie chuckled and coughed.
"Want to know something funny?"
"What?" Said all of them.
"I think it was magic, this time, that brought me home..."
The mother smiled and laughed.
"Ah, you've always seemed to have a bigger imagination after reading those Harry Potter books.."
Abbie jumped at that name.
"Heh..well, I must get some sleep...got a well...big day ahead of me...G'night.."
Once she made it up to her room, she flopped onto her bed and sighed.
"What the hell just happened.."
Suddenly, again, she felt something in her pocket, like it just magically appeared. She reached down and grabbed ahold of the small object. She pulled it out and looked into her hand. It was the game piece Ron was playing with.
"Oh my god..." She flopped back and sighed harder this time.
"It was all a dream?....It was all a dream..." and slipped right into sleep.
(IF U READ THIS ANY TIME SOON I AM DONE. SO DONE.)
I am SO F******* TEMPTED TO CONTINUE THIS SIN WE HAVE CREATED
LOL HELP THIS IT TOTAL CRINGE MESSED THE F UP
IM SO TEMPTED TO POST THIS ON TUMBLR...IM NOT SURE BUT I THINK IM GOING TO IM NOT AT ALL
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Fanficlisten up you whores this was a fanfic me and bee wrote three fuckin' years ago so get ready for PURE cringe and terrible writing