No Northwest Can Do That (Gravity Falls: Dipcifica)

Chapter 4: Journals, My Brother!

Running in the 90s!!!! I'm listening to Eurobeat in order to hypen my writin etse! Typing pala noh! Puta, bat ako nagtatagalog!! Nani!! Anyways, eurobeat has some hyper beats that makes me wanna right stories. Anyways, MAGBASA NGA KAYO MGA GAGO!! DE JOKE!! LEL!!!

" Stan Pines is dead?! Then who have we been living with? It doesn't make any sense!" I said stuttering. "There has to be some explanation. Maybe we're getting Ker-Prank'd! Justin Kerprank is gonna jump up from behind one of these plants." Mabel said. "any minute now!" "...Any minute, Justin." She continued. "He will not come out Mabel." Pacifica said, I rolled my eyes. "Can't believe it. This whole summer I've been looking for answers and the biggest mystery was right under our nose." I said. "Ugh, there's gotta be some kind of explanation in here somewhere. What the... "secret code to hideout?" Pacifica said. Me and Mabel looked at her. "Let me see that." I said taking the paper and taking out my Journal and the portable blacklight. "A1, B, C3"... I've never seen a code like this" I said scrolling and scanning through my Journal. "Wait! I have! Dipper, it's the vending machine!" Mabel said.

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We went down and saw Soos talking to himself about Stan. "Soos?" I asked. "Ahh! Oh, kids! Where've you been?" Soos asked. "What are you doing here?" I asked. "Stan gave me a mission to protect this machine! Ha! And I thought I loved snacks." He said. The typical Soos. "Soos, listen. Something huge is going on here. If Stan is hiding some dangerous secret, we need to find out what it is! I need you to step aside." I said. "Yeah, just let us through so we can prove this is all just a big misunderstanding." Mabel said. "Guys, I know this seems crazy, but I promised Stan I would guard this with my life." Soos defended. I nod to Mabel. "I'm sorry, Soos." Mabel said as she blew some glitter to Soos. "Aah! Attack glitter! It's pretty, but it hurts!" Soos said in pain. We jumped on Soos as we have the advantage. C'mon Soos... c'mon... c'mon... please!" We all said except for Soos. He tries to hold us back. "Aww, c'mon, I don't wanna fight you guys! This hurts me more than it hurts you!" He said them Mabel kicked him. Ouch, that hurts. "Ah! Seriously, it hurts me way more that it hurts you!" He said. While he is distracted, I tried to reach the vending machine and punch the codes. We fell in the floor as the vending machine opens. Everyone coughs and surprised on the secret door. Soos gets the lamp and lead the way. "It's like something from a video game..." Soos said. "Or a dream..." Mabel said. "Or a death wish..." Pacifica said. "...or a nightmare." I said as we go down. We entered the elevator and went down and saw some machineries. "Guys, are we dreaming? Somebody wake me up." Mabel said. "This can't be real..." I said. "I don't understand. Why would Mr. Pines have all this?" Pacifica said. "It's just like that bunker in the woods..." I said. "But what is it doing underneath the Mystery Shack?" Soos said. "Okay, okay, so he's got a huge gigantic lab. That doesn't mean anything bad! Everyone's got secrets!" She said and hold the picture of us. "It's still Stan, and he loves us. And we love him. Right?" She continued but one thing that pissed me off. "It can't be... it's impossible. The othrt two journals? All this time... all this time, Stan had them?! I can't believe it! Was anything he said to us real?!" I said them kicked the desk. "Why would he have those journals?!" I continued. "Maybe he's the author." "Or maybe he stole them from the author! Maybe the reason he has all those fake IDs is because he is a master criminal, and this machine is his master plan!" I said then opened the journals and connect them together. Everyone was shocked. "Whoa!" Mabel said. "I was wrong the whole time. The machine was meant to create knowledge but it is too powerful. I was deceived, and now it is too late. The device, if fully operational, couldtear our universe apart! It must not fall into the wrong hands. If the clock ever reaches zero, our universe is doomed!" I said shocked. "It's the final countdown! Just like they always sung about!" Soos said. "Seriously, people sung it?" Pacifica asked. I just shrugged. I flipped to the journal then I found how to stop it. "The agents were right! We have to shut it down!" I said then found the keys. "There! Quick! Turn these, together! " I said as we turn the keys then I button unlocked. "That's it! The shutdown switch! This all stops... now!" "DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!" Stan said as he entered the room. I just looked at him aggressively. "Please don't press that shutdown button, you gotta trust me." He said. "And I should trust youwhy?! After you stole radioactive waste? After you lied to us all summer?! I don't even know who you are!" I said. "Look, I know this all seems nuts, but I need that machine to stay on! If you'd just let me explain--" Then, Stan's wriskwatch beeps "Uh-oh, oh, no! Brace yourselves!" Stan Shouted. We floated in the air for about seconds. "T minus thirty-five seconds." The computer said. " Wh-whoa-aaaah!" Stan said. "Dipper!" My sister called. I saw her and her ankle is hooked onto thr wire which is near the button. "Mabel! Hurry! Shut it down!" I shouted, she crawled. Wow, I completely forgot about Pacifica who wad just looking at us. "No! Mabel, Mabel, wait! Stop! Aah!" Stan said and Soos swim to Stan and knocks him away from Mabel "Soos, what're you doing?! I gave you an order!" Stan said. "Sorry, Mr. Pines - if that is your real name - but I have a new mission now! Protecting these kids!" Soos said. "Soos, you idiot, let me go!" Stan said. I swam to Stan and helped Soos. " Go! Mabel, press the red button! Shut it down!" I shouted. "No, you can't!" Stan said as he shoves me away. "You gotta trust me!" Stan said. "Grunkle Stan, I don't even know, if you're my grunkle! I wanna believe you, but--" Mabel said in a eye watering manner. "Then listen to me. Remember this morning when I said I wanted to tell you guys something?" "ComputerT-minus twenty seconds." "I wanted to say that you're gonna hear some bad things about me, and some of them are true, but trust me. Everything I've worked for, everything I care about, it's all for this family!" "Mabel, what if he's lying? This thing could destroy the universe! Listen to your head!" "Look into my eyes, Mabel! You really think I'm a bad guy?" "He's lying! Shut it down NOW!" "Mabel please!" "Ten. Nine." She looked away from us. "Grunkle Stan..." "Six. Five." She then lift her hands like surrendering to a crime. "I trust you." Mabel said. "MABEL, ARE YOU CRAZY?! WE'RE ALL GONNA-" "One." Then everything went white and we all scream then we fall in the ground with the portal half destroyed then a man came out. "What...? Who is that?" I asked. "The author of the journals..." Stan said and the guy revealed his face which is same to Stan's face. "...my brother." Stan said. "Is this the part where one of us faints?" Mabel asked. "Ohoho, I am so on it, dude." Soos said and he fainted.

Damn, Wattpad has a lot of bugs this time. Keep in mind that I used Android Wattpad. I couldn't upload properly but hope they fix this. Please. PAWER!!! WOW MAGIC!!!