I AM SNAPE!

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~Time skip to Halloween~

"Right, so we have to drink it?!" I exclaimed, swishing the black/green liquid in the vile.

"Yup!" Pippa answered, grinning as we had told her after weeks of agony what our plan was.

"Ew." I stated, and chugged the liquid down, coughing and spluttering as it ran down my throat

"What does it taste like?" Fred asked.

"Tastes like chicken!" I joked. "Nah, it tastes like...oil and grease..I'm going to be sick!" I exclaimed, running to the toilet. I heard three doors slam next to me, so I guessed the others had taken the potion too.

I looked down at my hands and saw them grow longer, older and bony. I saw the floor getting further away and I ran to the mirror outside. Pippa gasped as I saw my blonde hair shoot back into my head, turning black and greesy. My nose became longer and curved and my eyes turned from blue to black.

I gasped. My voice was still the same, however.

"Wow!" Pippa said, shocked. I turned and smiled, laughing.

"Don't do that! It's creepy!" She wailed, covering her eyes.

"What's happening? Did it work?" I heard Rachel ask, another 'Snape' emerging from the toilets.

"AHHAHAHAHA!" I laughed.

"AHAHAHAHA!" Rachel joined in.

"We're twins!" I said, hugging her.

"Ah!" Pippa exclaimed. "Creepy!" Me and Rachel spun round giving her identical pedo smiles.

"Whooaah!" George said.

"Quadruplets!" I said as we all made our way to the already started feast.

"Right, Pippa, you go first." Fred said, and Pippa walked in. We then waited before I swept in dramatically. I then stopped, putting one hand on my hip, well...Snape's and waving with the other.

"It's okay guys! I'm here!" I said, with a camp voice. Then Rachel came in.

"Let the feast begi-what are you doing here?!" She shouted.

"Why I'm Snape, darlin'" I winked, the whole school erupted in laughter, even McGonagle!

"No I am!" She argued.

"No I am!" Fred shouted, running in with a bucket of sweets, chucking them everywhere.

"I think you'll find that I am the real Severus Snape!" George said, coming in and seizing Fred in a headlock.

"We're all Snape!" I said, starting to breakdance. Rachel did the hula and Fred and George did the Irish jig. Then, I saw...gulp....the real Snape...wand raised..Whoops!

The potion wore off and we were stood there...faced with the evil man himself. The laughter went silent.

"You four, to my

office please." Dumbledore said as we bowed and left, Snape thundering behind us....

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