I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS!!! OOOH YEAH!

Dinner!

"Right calm down! Fred, George, here's your plates. Ashleigh and Rachel, there you go.." Mrs Weasley called over the buzz of hungry people crowding the table. Fred and George were flicking peas at each other and Ron, when one suddenly zoomed past the small boy's head and landed in Ginny's cup. I snorted, nearly choking on a potatoe but covered it up as a cough when Mr and Mrs Weasley shot suspicious glances at us. Ginny, who was blissfully unaware, decided to take a drink and got the shock of her life when she found the pea. Glaring at the twins, she filled her spoon with mash and flung it at them, hitting Fred square in the face. He flicked it off, filling his spoon with carrots and gravy which landed in Ginny's hair.

"Fred! George! Ginny! Behave or you will go to bed withought dessert!" Mrs Weasley screamed and the three, who bowed their heads, out of shame and partly to get the vegetables which were stuck in their hair, out with a napkin. Mrs Weasley sighed and took the plates, Mr Weasley followed, shaking his head at them, but a small smile could be seen.

After we demolished the plate of cupcakes which were placed on the table, we headed upstairs to Fred and George's room, where they were eager to show us their newest creations. Me and Rachel followed them upstairs to their lair and as they locked the door shut, sat with our backs pressed to the bed frame, fearing for our lives.

"It still needs some work but here's our latest creation!" Fred exclaimed, throwing the putrid green circular ball onto the ground the twins dived across the room as a cloud exploded filling the room. My eyes were watering, my throat felt like sandpaper and my nostrils were filled with the most discusting smell that was ever created on earth.

"Are-you-trying-to-kill-us!?" Rachel managed to croak out.

"As we said, it needs some work," George shrugged.

"So why do you think? We improved the dungbombs!" Fred asked, poking our shoulders to get an answer.

"I think it smells revolting,"

"Almost blinded me,"

"Choked me to death,"

"And almost make the ceiling fall down."

"Try it on the Slytherins!" We laughed and leant out the window, breathing in the clean air.

"Awesome!" The twins cheered "When we leave school, were going to open up a joke shop, like Zonko's only better!"

"Figures," me and Rachel giggled.

"We also have these," they said handing us two mini wooden Russian dolls with funny wobbly faces.

"What do these do?" I asked skeptically.

"Push down on the heads." George said. We did as they said and as we did, something inside them clicked and a screen of smoke erupted from the dolls and filled the room. When the smoke cleared, the dolls stood still for a moment and then started shaking before exploding in a collection of multi coloured streamers.

"Wow!" Rachel exclaimed.

"Enables you to get away from unwanted affiliates and leaves no evidence you were ever there! Perfect for escaping awkward situations, clingy admirers and Professor Snape!" Fred and George announced in their best 'sales-man voices' and flashes a beaming smile at us.

"I'll take them all!"

"We don't know what to call them though."

"Russian grenades? Doll soldiers-no that sounds like a crappy new girl band with a fetish for army print mini skirts,"

"How about just call them Russian dolls." Rachel stated. And thus the start of the mass production of the latest Weasley product.

"We were wondering, were not artsy or anything and they look a bit plain, would you two like to help us with decorating and packaging and stuff? You can help out with ideas as well," Fred asked.

"Yeah, we need the 'feminine touch' to make our products look eye catching!" George added.

"So why do you say? Care to be vice-managers of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes?"

"Of course," we stated.

"Like the awesome best friends we are we shall assist you in your prancing ways,"

"Providing we can test them."

"Sure! Well give you some of them to try over the rest of the holidays, send us the results back though!"

"Whoo! I'm going to use them on my next door neighbours who constantly annoy me!"

"I'm going to try them out in tescos!" Rachel joked.

"What's tescos?" The twins asked, we forgot they haven't ever been to the muggle world before.

"It's a massive supermarket business, shops everywhere."

"Oh!"

"Tell you what, well take you guys to the muggle world one day, and show you tescos!" I grinned.

"Yeah! We can show you all around our hometown and stuff!" Rachel agreed.

"Really?! Wicked! Well we'll show you all around the magical world!"

Our stay at the Weasley's was interesting, to say the least and the most fun which is why we were really sad to leave, but Mrs Weasley had already invited us over again next summer. As we waved goodbye and we threw the floo powder onto the floor and traveled back home for Christmas day